Paid crisis actor.Specialist in looking injured in disaster zones,playing an under suspicion family member.

Manchester
Joined February 2009
[Bullies] oh here he is, Gormless. [Me, with three gorms hidden in my pocket] well gentlemen I think you'll find you're sadly mistaken......
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"I'll swap you my Bishop Odo if you've got a Harold Godwinson"
The Bayeux Tapestry is sold out at the British Museum for 2026. But what if you could collect the entire thing? Open free sticker packs, collect and swap scenes from 1066, and piece together the whole tapestry. No tickets. No queues. Completely free. squadbook.com/bayeux/
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Can't get enough of these mad AI videos
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Out walking in the Lancashire wilderness if anyone wants a neutral smile, head nod and an unenthusiastic "good morning".
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After seeing it, Ive awarded it one of Richard's Razzies. Take that, Academy.
JUST IN: Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is the favorite to win Best Picture at the Oscars.
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
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Aw not Walt Jr 😔
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Higher barriers around tiger enclosures won't solve the issue of people getting in. Personally I would suggest some empty Amazon boxes placed round the enclosure. Throw one in when needed and as soon as the cat sees it, it will stop what it's doing and go and sit in it. Sorted.
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Can't get enough of these educational videos
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Just used some dregs in my lottery account on a couple of instants and won £50
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Yeah I'll just cut about in a snagged t-shirt. You carry on m8.
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I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Been to Blackburn and back THREE times today
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Oh and also when I was there I went arse over tit and twisted my ankle in front of a bus full of people
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Deathry Archer, more like
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