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[Bullies] oh here he is, Gormless.
[Me, with three gorms hidden in my pocket] well gentlemen I think you'll find you're sadly mistaken......
"I'll swap you my Bishop Odo if you've got a Harold Godwinson"
The Bayeux Tapestry is sold out at the British Museum for 2026. But what if you could collect the entire thing?
Open free sticker packs, collect and swap scenes from 1066, and piece together the whole tapestry.
No tickets. No queues. Completely free.
squadbook.com/bayeux/
What have we been saying recently about not shooting tigers? 🙄
Bollywood actor Tiger Shroff survives shooting in Mumbai bbc.in/3TJwMKT
Out walking in the Lancashire wilderness if anyone wants a neutral smile, head nod and an unenthusiastic "good morning".
Rick retweeted
what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
Higher barriers around tiger enclosures won't solve the issue of people getting in. Personally I would suggest some empty Amazon boxes placed round the enclosure. Throw one in when needed and as soon as the cat sees it, it will stop what it's doing and go and sit in it. Sorted.
'People use AI to avoid paying for school photos, but they don't realise the consequences' bbc.in/4dNNRdt
Could be worse. There could have been wine in them.
Thieves steal 30,000 wine bottles worth €5m in Italy, reports say bbc.in/4jNygy4
Me reading paragraphs 1, 2, 3 then 4
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
In Japan he's called Ramon Balrog
Ex-Spurs player Vega set to run for Fifa president bbc.in/4y8FIaD






















