Q*Bert!

bert nervously asking dandy if dandy will still see him as a boy if he likes guys and dandy tears up bc he knows how bert feels

bert telling dandy about how his creator designed him to be a girl but he's a BOY and dandy is more than understanding of it

dandy not wanting to admit he likes guys too because he's scared people will just call him a confused straight girl....

dandy taking on this role of "womanizer" to make up for how frail and feminine he looks.....

a messy trans dandy (+some trans bert) headcanon thread reposted from my main

i headcanon bert as trans and autistic and it's mostly projecting but i can back it up if i find the right words too

i haven't posted here in a while but I'd like to let y'all know that i Never stop thinking abt chipspeech and i'm serious about this

Jelf the Elf

Rotten: *bursts in with a gun* Bert pick one dad to keep Bert: *grabs the gun from rotten and points it at cider*

Bert: Dad look it's the good kush Dandy, sighing: This is Otto's house how good can it be

I have good chipspeech headcanons, such as: dandy is a dad, and, Bert hates cider, and-

"Don't you have some walls to be tagging?" "*unholy robotic screech*"

In reality Bert knew when he was coming home and Waited in the living room until the door opened and dropped his gamepad® when it did

dandy: Bert he lives here no Bert: LEAVE

Cider: *opens the door and calls to dandy* hey babe I'm he- Bert, sitting on the couch playing splatoon, now losing* GEEEET OUT F MY HOUSE

Bert Gotrax hates his new know-it-all stepfather and wishes his dad dandy (dadndy) would just stay single forever

Bert Gotrax dabbing