Jurassic Bark ruined my life. All typos - all the time. She/Her

Bexley, OH
Joined March 2009
across the USA homeowners are asking why they can't be interred in their homes after death, accompanied by a ritually sacrificed doordasher and favorite appliances, the entire property set ablaze. "what 'gas lines'?" asks one "if i'm not alive, does the subdivision even exist?"
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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Tigers need rest too! Tigers can sleep up to 18-20 hours a day! Hunting large prey requires massive energy in short, explosive bursts. 💤
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🔥 “Answer the question, Tommy — I think you’re the one who needs to read the constitution, not me.” @AbdulElSayed skillfully handles a bigoted Islamophobic heckler and exposes him as the true religious zealot in the room.
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no i’m not the father
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WHAT. A. SATURDAY.
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Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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TWO CFL BUNNIES
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Ohio State wins by 4 on 2 missed field goals. Can't say they didn't eat the Sun God's cattle
Indiana dropping a commemorative Field Goal popcorn bucket for the Ohio State game is A+ trolling. 🫡
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Zola takes a bite of her pumpkin enrichment! Keepers say she loved playing with her pumpkin and making her own special carving with teeth and claws. #Caturday 🎃
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Ohio law requires valid, unexpired photo ID when voting in person Here are the accepted types of ID (see graphic) If the address on your ID doesn't match your voter registration, that's ok! Just make sure it's not expired.
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Pop Tarts Bowl Smack talk.
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I’ve been slacking but first chaider of the season!
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Enough Promises Ohio - the apparently Republican-backed group promoting socialist candidate Greg Levy to siphon votes from Democrat Sherrod Brown - has disclosed spending another $215,000. That brings the group’s total spend to $828,300 in the past week. docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/for…
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I live in Columbus Ohio and I wear overalls and a straw hat with no shirt or shoes every day.
i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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B1G cultural victory
Wait I didn't realize there weren't any Culvers in NY so I looked up the map and what even is this distribution
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Spooky szn 🎃
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Wanted to see how Gambit would look made entirely out of playing cards. Took longer than expected but turned out even better than I expected! #Gambit #RemyLeBeau #Xmen
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