@bernabeuReport

New user @madrid fan Dm for notis Still Nathan

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My younger self dated 10s but my current self is struggling to keep a 6.
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If the world was d!ck, she would fvck the earth
Smart-mouthed nala@gotdtmn17 Jul 2016
Replying to @gotdtmn
Karen Jackson -ableist -horrible to lip -gave sloppy toppy while her parents were in the room -no respect
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Complex
@ComplexOct 17
Woman who lost her battle with cancer left behind a note on what matters most (2017) [via/ FB Holly Butcher]
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When women don’t actually like you, they act as if they hate sex and talk like this. But when they do like you, sex is all they think about. Remember this.
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Sad it never came out. I wonder where this egbon go dey now self.
UBOHOETIM@ubohoetim12 Dec 2012
Probably d most anticipated hit of all tym,dat track by @iam_Davido n @wizkidayo,i pray abt it all d tym
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Your future wife is currently shaving to get fvcked all weekend by her future ex rn for boyfriends day.
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They protect their relationship from everything but themselves 😂
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Fr, like you told them to fvck without condoms 😂
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e get as talking stage go long, you and the girl go just become friends.
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Hope I’m not the only one ? 🥲
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Tariq was cold asf for doing this 😭😂
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Both will get what they what at the end but one will end up heartbroken after getting it 😂
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Fr 😂😂
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1960s were WILD 😭😭 How was this a children’s ad???? 😳
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It’s only boring when you don’t know how to spice things up with your partner.
Thrap
@Thrap444Sep 24
Replying to @bernabeuReport
1 pussy is boring
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Quality sex with one person will always beat poor sex with multiple partners.
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Please date someone who’s always excited to fuck and have sex with you
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I love you.
crochet hashira🧶@Crochetelo_Sep 23
I’m insanely talented
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