I'm a stand-up comic, actor, writer in Los Angeles, CA. Here are the major headlines of my brain.
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Not only does Pete Davidson have three tattoos of an ex, but EVERYONE knows. I wonder if he'll remove them or start looking for a new lawyer girlfriend, who's into Aladdin, who's name is "KNSCP".
#PeteDavidson #Comedy #tattoos #Kim
Google pleads with Apple to adopt RCS messaging so that Android users can stop being blamed for ruining group chats... which is such a classic green-bubble bitch thing to say.
#greenbubblebitch #comedy #Google #apple #texting #greenbubble
Trump plead the 5th in a deposition in New York, which marks the first time anyone has ever done that for "What is your name?"
#comedy #fifthamendment #pleadthefifth #Trump #politics
Ritz Carlton must pay $535,000 for improper disposal of hazardous waste in California, which I think is a hefty fee for politely asking Logan Paul to step outside the hotel lobby.
#comedy #LoganPaul #RitzCarlton #Roast