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Solana Beach, CA
Joined April 2009
I don't expect them to find Amelia Earhart's plane but I have to admit this is a pretty compelling story.
While high winds and rough seas kept the expedition team from going ashore, it did give them time to answer some of your biggest questions. 🧵👇
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Incredible insight from ARod on Blake Snell: "you know he's from Seattle, he really doesn't care about much..." WTF #MLB
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New member of the XR4Ti?
Dak Prescott apparently did indeed get a (black) Cowboys employee fired over this minor incident. And the guy handled it like a champ, making a very solid point about Prescott…
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The person was a third-party car service driver/contractor, not a Cowboys employee. No credible reports confirm a firing occurred; the claim originates from an unverified TikTok video. the-sun.com/sport/17120533… usatoday.com/story/sports/n… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-…
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In fairness she did congratulate the team after their win today
Colts Owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon is asking coaches why plays were called in London 😂 Imagine having her as an owner 😳
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon has observed Colts sideline communications with a headset and playbook for over a decade to learn operations, not to question or direct coaches about specific plays. This practice long predates the London game and does not involve interference. colts.com/news/carlie-ir… heavy.com/sports/nfl/ind… hitc.com/indianapolis-c…
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This field is WT.
Oh. My. Goodness. This ball hit by France looked to potentially be a go-ahead home run, but it hit the roof and was caught, and was ruled an out.
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The ABS challenge has to be the best change MLB has ever made. In addition to "getting it right" it's added a whole new strategy to the game. The only downside is you don't see as many heated arguments and meltdowns over bad calls.
Phillies are the first team to win a postseason game on an ABS challenge
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No way!
#BREAKING 🚨 Santa Ana PD has confirmed that that missing Gaboon Viper from yesterday was a hoax and images were AI Generated. SAPD detectives determined this today after further investigation into the report
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Authorities should try a "pit" maneuver to capture the viper
#BREAKING 🚨A Highly venomous African Gaboon Viper is on the loose in Santa Ana. The 5 foot Snake was last seen near Edinger and Main. A bite from the snake can be fatal
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Yep, mine is gone... Layya Beakley
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That was close!
🚨HOLY SH*T A suspected stolen Tesla just turned the Pacific Beach boardwalk into GTA: San Diego. Here is what we know now. San Diego police were pursuing the driver when he barreled onto the crowded boardwalk Monday afternoon, doing over 50 mph. The Tesla struck a 25-year-old woman near Thomas and Reed Avenues, sending her to the hospital in CRITICAL CONDITION. Multiple people had to jump out of the way for their lives. Witnesses described people diving off the boardwalk as the car came rushing toward them. The driver eventually stopped near Baja Beach Cafe, jumped out, and tried to run. Bystanders chased him down and helped hold him until police took him into custody. It could have been an absolute massacre. @GavinNewsom too busy fishing to deal with California’s mental health crisis, but somehow has plenty of time to talk about supporting Kamala Harris. @FoxNews
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War Irie Craig opening up a malt shop at the Encinitas Blvd underpass
Tractor truck full of 40K lbs of ice cream crashed down the street in Encinitas and now ice cream is melting all over. This is a true tragedy.
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Jeff from Richmond currently enroute
🚨 TRAFFIC ADVISORY UPDATE | 9/8/26 – 7:30 AM I-5 SB at Encinitas Blvd: No changes to the current lane closures. All lanes, except the HOV lane, remain closed. The overturned semi-truck was carrying approximately 40,000lbs of ice cream, adding to the extensive cleanup process.
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Irie Craig getting shit done
A homeless man is seen transporting his makeshift home structure through the streets of Los Angeles This man actually lives in this mobile plywood structure. He pulls it into residential neighborhoods and parks it on the street in front of resident’s homes Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass allow this. This is way they’ve done to California
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Bring it on Elon!
The future of transport
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Jim Benton retweeted
I don't think lve ever been so jealous of a stranger on the internet
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Incredible this house made it. I convinced myself it was fake because I couldn't find it on Google maps until I did. What I can't figure out is why that family didn't get out of there. Higher ground was literally steps away.
The engineer who designed that house's column structure deserves a national medal.
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Randall was apparently in rare form that day!
Today in Jungle History: 2016 - @jimrome broadcast live from Del Mar. Interviews included Richard Sherman, Mike Smith, Joe Tutino, Jerry Hollendorfer, Trevor Hoffman, Flavien Prat, and a few #Smackoff winners.
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RIP Dolly Parton
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