@bentface

perpetually tired.

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Joined October 2008
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Throwback to when Tennessee tried to play rocky top over sandstorm so Carolina dropped 60 on em and took them out of the playoff conversation ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I feel like we deserve Mondays off.
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Mrs. Voorhees in court after the events of Crystal Lake:
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did you know? the louder you yell at your tv, the better your team will play! be sure to yell as loudly and clearly as possible so the players can understand you.
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Kelce is a dawg! They donโ€™t make em like him anymore. Anyone else would be milking that ankle injury
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pamela voorhees in episode 2 of crystal lake:
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i knew it i knew you๐Ÿฉต
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every time i listen to my playlists iโ€™m like wow my music taste is so good
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when the Trader Joeโ€™s cashier says what i I bought looks tasty.
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story time i wrote a song called hands on me and i always loved it so much and then it found its home on wonderful tv show nobody wants this and now it comes out next friday!!!!!
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I feel thereโ€™s a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time I sleep I donโ€™t sleep that sleep.
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September lasted 5 years but October is already halfway through even though it started 3 days ago
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How it feels going back to work after lunch break
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I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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Video so reasonable I'm concerned why she had to make this
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@SomaKazima2Oct 8
No I can get with this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the cowboys
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Esh@EdgyEshOct 13
the 15 minutes between your first and second alarm is the fastest time can possibly move
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you ever get an email and you're like "this is a laptop email" or "this is a phone email"
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