I grew up in the Saint Paul, Minnesota, which was entirely too cold. I started at the University of Minnesota at the age of 16 which was entirely too young.

Palm Springs, CA
Joined May 2009
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🚨#BREAKING: Amazon has just announced they have launched one-hour shipping across more than 100 cities in the United States
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Replying to @Eddie_Stainer
Keep on keeping on. Sober looks good on you !
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We have 55 trans Kansans who need help leaving Kansas since SB 244 voided their driver's licenses and birth certificates without warning. Your donation, no matter the amount, provides direct support to our trans siblings across Kansas 👉

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Sarah Mae. Wait, was that supposed to be a secret?
What do you call such a woman? 🤔🤔
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My cousin Earl.
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Omelet. Wait, we only get one? Awwwww no fair.
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It’s a tough one. I could see Mayor Pete as a viable vice president, but with Kamela top of ticket it’s a pretty heavy lift.
Dumbest fucking idea ever. Don't do this. You'll lose, again. Just no.
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This is an outstanding list of incorrect “facts“ they may be an opinion, but nearly every one of them was wrong and provably so. Like dialogue.
As of today, Do you consider Hillary Clinton a trustworthy leader?
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Where all of them in turn. Lots of costume changes.
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Self deprecating humor
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Engagement with others.
without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression? xitter.cf/lady_valor_07/status/2…
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Not a damn thing. When do we get to go to your house for breakfast?
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You say be honest. Why would anyone alive be dishonest about counting cats? The question is implausible.
I see 11 and you? Be honest
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Spend your energy volunteering or making yourself an asset to the community rather than obsessing on your neighbors lack of shirt while he mows the lawn. You’ll make the world a better place and you’ll be a better person.
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? Is this guy in the picture OK with you? Someone’s story: “To my neighbor who thinks mowing the lawn shirtless in a family neighborhood is totally normal. I've already contacted the authorities. This isn't a beach. It's not a gym. It's a residential street where families live and kids are outside all the time. I don't care if it's 90 degrees out—PUT A SHIRT ON! Basic standards and common courtesy still exist for a reason. Broad daylight. Front yard. Acting like this is completely acceptable behavior.” Then he asks: “Am I crazy for thinking there should be at least some level of decency in shared spaces, or are we just throwing social norms out the window now? Your thoughts?”
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Drink a lot of water and take a nap.
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I’m not Catholic, but I strongly support Pope Leo on this. And I agree about respecting someone and disagreeing with them.
You can still respect the Pope (or the President) and disagree with them. 👉 Be honest, who do you think is RIGHT in this situation?
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