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(Halfway) physicist; unfunny; unkind; anti-temperance; adores Evelyn Waugh

Dorset / Manchester
Joined February 2020
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I have never read a sentence which better illustrates Durham University.
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If you could smell it beforehand, why did you sit down?
.@British_Airways ABSOLUTELY disgusted. Boarded my flight from MIA to LHR and my seat for my 8 hour flight is urine-soaked. you could smell it before you even got to my seat and the staff said there is nothing they can do, not even any extra blankets, only a tiny hand sanitiser
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Whole fist when putting the ballot in the box.
NY Dem House candidate says his kinky past makes "Christian Grey look like amateur hour" 👀 See more: tmz.me/478uZlz
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If we hadn’t just lost Jeffrey Archer then the choice would be clear…
Nobel Lit Prize odds... I don't exactly know how they price this market unless there are leaks but it's v exciting to see Murakami and Pynchon so high today... announcement on Thursday 7am EDT
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Bullied for being fat and then the teacher says you have to eat extra in front of everyone and have more time in the canteen… what could go wrong?
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‘You must stay in your lane. Social mobility will be banned. You must not mix classes. You must consider only looks.’
JD Vance is a perfect illustration of this lol grew up poor in Ohio with a single mom addicted to heroin, who was crazy, and multiple stepfathers in the house. Usha Vance grew up with 2 parents in STEM in a wealthy San Diego suburb and attended private school.
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It’s really important that society has institutions that can be trusted to tell the truth and to be fair and reasonable. This editorial, which launders the reputation of an obvious conman, makes clear that Nature is no longer such an institution. What’s left?
Editorial: The death of Jason Arday must prompt deep reflection go.nature.com/4xu6cnq
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Arday was an academic fraud whose life story was fake. Editorial falsely treats former as unproven allegation, omits mention of latter, defames those who covered the scandal as racist. Calls him "autistic Black scholar" despite no proven autism diagnosis. substack.com/@nathancofnas/… theguardian.com/education/ng-i… thetimes.com/uk/education/a… news.educ.cam.ac.uk/230223-jason-a… bbc.com/news/articles/… bbc.com/news/uk-englan… youtube.com/shorts/4kLRJvR… youtube.com/watch?v=g28uXe… youtube.com/watch?v=FA78tV… x.com/benryanwriter/… x.com/benryanwriter/…
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If i was losing a war in the middle east i might not take time out of my schedule to have ago at my allies cadet program.
🇨🇦 (this is real)
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Wilberforce and Newton drawing certain views and inspirations from their Christian faith is not the same as the CoE as an organisation helping end the Slave trade The CoE didn't campaign for abolition, and even received compensation for slaves on plantations it owned!
If we rank the heroes and villains of the slave trade, the Church of England stands (alongside Quakers and Methodists) close to the top of the heroes’ table. William Wilberforce, who pushed through the legislation to extirpate the foul business, was moved by his Anglican faith. So was John Newton, the former slave trader who repented, composed Amazing Grace and ended his days as a Church of England curate. Thanks to them, and to hundreds of thousands of ordinary churchgoers who lent support to their campaigns, Britain not only abolished slavery in the parts of the world it controlled, but poured its blood and treasure into a long, gruelling and ultimately successful war against the slave trade everywhere else. Does that story smack too much of patriotism and of “white saviour complex”? Well, the hundreds of young British men who, acting on their faith, gave their lives to hunting down slave ships after 1807 were white and, in this case, were literally saviours. So were the Anglican missionaries who penetrated the African interior, often dying of tropical diseases, seeking to persuade local potentates to free their chattels. So, arguably, were the taxpayers who gladly approved the spending of 1.8 per cent of GDP annually between 1808 and 1867 on global eradication: the most expensive moral foreign policy in human history. That was meaningful restitution. Britain had been a player in the slave trade in the 17th and 18th centuries. When, like John Newton, it saw that it had been wrong, it sought to make good that wrong by liberating as many remaining slaves as it could, diverting ships to hunt down the Guineamen even at the height of its life-and-death struggle with Napoleon. If slavery is your issue, you could help complete the Church’s abolitionist mission by taking the campaign to the countries where human bondage is most prevalent today: North Korea, Eritrea, Mauritania, Afghanistan. But that does not carry the kudos of self-reproach.
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Hoping that fat is in fashion.
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FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.
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This guy keeps saying ‘the best team won tonight’ but I don’t think they did, I think the worst team of shitty little dickheads won
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To repent for England's loss, Sir Keir Starmer will resign Monday.
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I think she made her views on Nigel Farage pretty clear.
"The Mail on Sunday reported that a “highly placed source” had told the paper Widdecombe’s family “don’t want her death hijacked for political purposes”, and were “very uneasy” about Farage attending the scene of the investigation".
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It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍
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But it’s not like it will get worse every year…
Um has anyone else noticed that there's another solid week of ~30C on the forecast now starting in just over a week's time that wasn't there yesterday
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like i said they were all pissed off someone with a successful career outside of the labour party managed to get to the top and become prime minister before them. losers unhappy at the prospect of wasting their entire adult lives in the labour party.
“It’s much clearer with Andy Burnham where his politics come from because he is deeply immersed in the Labour party” Labour’s Emily Thornberry says Keir Starmer entered politics “quite late” and lacked the “skill” of being “political” when compared to Andy Burnham #bbcqt
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He looks like a Sheikh in Essex.
'White middle class parents don't want to send their kids to my school' Catch up on yesterday's Daily T where @CamillaTominey and @timothy_stanley speak to Katherine Birbalsingh – dubbed Britain’s strictest headteacher for her work at Michaela Community School in north-west London – about whether she thinks Bridget Phillipson is a 'class warrior', and why she believes parents in the West no longer prioritise quality of teaching 👇 Let us know your thoughts below 🎧 Listen to the full episode now through the link in our bio
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Where are all the scrums??
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