Ben McClellan πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ (@benmcclellan) header
Ben McClellan πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ (@benmcclellan) profile picture

CPhT/essential employee, observational humorist, writer. Liberal. Detroit born, Chicago raised, Indiana resident. Now on Bluesky. #resist #bluewave

Evansville, IN
Joined May 2008
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You know, sometimes, I'll post something here or on Facebook that might be a little TOO obscure, uninteresting or what have you just because it amuses me at the moment...and it's still genuinely thrilling when even just one person reacts to it.
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Dave Foley was ordered to pay his ex-wife $17,700 a month in child support. That was five times what he actually earned. If he set foot in Canada, he would be arrested at the border. When he asked the judge how he’d feed his daughter from his second marriage, he says the court’s answer was simple: β€œThey can rot in hell.” In 1997, Foley was starring on NBC’s NewsRadio and making about $1 million a year. That year, he separated from his first wife, Tabatha Southey. An Ontario judge set his payments at $17,700 a month, or $212,400 a year after taxes, based on his sitcom salary. Two years later, NBC canceled the show. His income dropped by nearly 80%. He went back to court to lower the payments. The judge said no. The court ruled he had made $1 million once, so he should keep paying like he still did. His ex-wife lived in a $2.5 million house on a park in Toronto. Foley rented a small loft in downtown LA. By 2011, he owed more than $500,000 in back payments. Ontario threatened to pull his passport and issued a warrant for his arrest if he came home. In the video below, Foley explains the math: β€œI’m paying about five times my income every month in child support, based on a show that hasn’t been on for 12 years.” He couldn’t work in Canada again until he landed a new sitcom in 2014 and had his paychecks garnished at the source. The case for the court: a parent shouldn’t get to slash support just because their career slows down. The case for Dave: locking a canceled actor into 1990s sitcom money under threat of prison is extortion. Should child support be tied to what you earn today, or the best year you ever had?
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While the country goes to shit, Trump spends his evening attacking Bill Maher with 1322-word diatribe. THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
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OMFG… that’s NYC!! Arrest Netanyahu right NOW.
New Netanyahu post:
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PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Happy birthday to Richard Lloyd - 75 today. πŸ“Έ 1. Ebet Roberts / Redferns / Getty Images πŸ“Έ 2. Chris McKay / Getty Images youtu.be/KHxC1v6TaE8?si=Wi_d… @RichardLloyd206
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It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone β€” all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies β€” from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her β€” or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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Here is your 97 minute warning. All new Mock the Week is on TLC at 9pm. Joining Dara & Rhys this week are Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Alasdair Beckett-King, Glenn Moore and Janine Harouni. Don't miss it.
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If you haven’t seen this yet β€” holy shit β€” you HAVE to watch it to the end. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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He died. Thanks @PeteHegseth @SecWar for yet another pointless and tragic recruiting spectacle
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight. The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer. taskandpurpose.com/news/airman-di… espn.com/college-footba…
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BREWERS ARE WORLD SERIES BOUND FOR THE SECOND TIME EVER!
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A large group of strangers who look like they weren't invited and want to start trouble show up hours after the party began.
What's a sign to leave a party?
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Tony Bennett was one of only three people who ever sat on this set and had a beer with Bob and Doug. The other two are Geddy Lee and my brother, musician. Ian Thomas. In this clip he serenades Bob and Doug with The Best Is Yet to Come! youtu.be/pJqiidWm39s?si=2ast…. .
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Had the great honor of literally standing with Ilhan Omar and I stand with her today. She represents my Minneapolis district and it will be a joy to vote for her again in November.
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For as long as I live, I will never understand how January 6th wasn’t the end of Donald Trump. I will never, ever understand it.
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Ukraine taking out Russia's bot farms weeks before the American election was fucking genius.
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DO YOU STAND WITH JOJO? Joanne Carducci, who you know on Twitter as as JoJo From Jerz, told a podcast this week that a Trump Lawyer sent her a letter threatening that she would lose her home, be bankrupted unless she retracted some of her posts. Although the letter was sent months ago this is the first time JoJo has made it public. Your Thoughts?
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You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. πŸš€πŸŒ•
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49 years ago today L.A.M.F.Β is the only studio album by the American bandΒ The Heartbreakers, released on this day in 1977 Band line-up Β Johnny Thunders,Β Jerry Nolan,Β Walter LureΒ and Billy Rath #punk #punks #punkrock #theheartbreakers #lamf #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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