this guy.

Joined January 2011
Another day of having the “Kars for Kids” jingle stuck in my head, with no idea what they actually do.
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Has anyone ever seen squirrel poop before?
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People who don’t have hand towels in their bathrooms are just setting themselves up for everyone’s wet hands on their shower towels. Impossible to know what’s what in there.
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you ever put on an outfit and are like damn this looks good... too good actually. gotta save this for a bigger moment.
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The Standups Season 3, with an all new line up! Coming soon. @Blacktress @marknorm @melissavcomedy @bscomedian @dustyslay @janellejcomedy
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Is this heaven or is it just a white woman's Instagram? Bo Burnham: Inside is now on Netflix
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it's new @boburnham time
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Aunty Donna’s Big Ol’ House Of Fun is a pure dose of sketch comedy playfulness bit.ly/2ItLyk1
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More legendary comedians, shows, and venues than we could ever fit on a poster. Netflix Is A Joke Fest hits LA!! Tickets available Friday. netflixisajokefest.com/
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You know you’re sitting in the cheap seats at a ball game when you’re closer to the Goodyear blimp than you are the field...
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Dave Chappelle. August 26th. We'll let Morgan Freeman tell you the rest.
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Please do yourselves a favor and watch @thelonelyisland BASH BROTHERS special on Netflix. These wonderful geniuses have been blessing us for years and years and I’m thankful.
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... did the Monopoly Man get lasik? #nomonocle #miracle
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Check out “Dave Chappelle: Equanimity & The Bird Revelation” on Netflix! netflix.com/title/80230402?s…
The "Clear" lines at airports should filter directly into the the massage kiosks. Really rub it in to the plebes.
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I feel like more people should respond to an "excuse me" with a "you're excused". Just seems like a courtesy that's lost these days.
Ice in orange juice is a real pet peeve of mine.
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walkin thru a revolving door w/ a suitcase is basically impossible. did the guy who made the rev door never travel? baby steps baby steps...