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1/ It's 1985.
I just did stand-up on David Letterman the night before. Five minutes. I'm 27 years old and I think I've made it.
My agent calls me the next day and fires me.
Taking a break from Twitter. I deleted it from my phone about a year ago but these days the rage algorithm has gotten a hold of my feed and I just can't do it anymore. Will be off for a few months.
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School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.
Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
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BREAKING: A lone Republican member of Congress is finally asking, “Am I crazy, or is Jared Kushner going around making all kinds of secret, personal deals with foreign dictators worth billions of dollars without any Congressional authorization not a textbook example of treason?"
#maga is a psyop.
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MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident
I agree with @APompliano on almost nothing, but I agree with him on this. The lack of opportunity for young people in America today is a direct cause of not only socialism but also fascism .
Hey America. Take a look at this. If you're a blue collar American doing white collar crime, you're gonna pay for it. But if you're one of the elite, you can do this, with impunity, forever.
A US Army Special Forces Master Sergeant involved in planning the operation targeting Venezuela's President Maduro is under arrest. Prosecutors say the soldier used insider knowledge to place bets on a prediction market, earning around $400,000.
Al Jazeera's @KSaloomey reports.
Video: US soldier arrested over Maduro operation bets
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This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
Oligarchy in action, right in front of us.
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Replying to @unusual_whales
What About this? Happened yesterday👇
Eric Trump-Backed Startup Lands $24 Million Contract from His Father's Administration.
The corruption is NAUSEATING.
people.com/eric-trump-backed…
I don't know what this new website readdork.com/credits/ben-h-a… is, but apparently I have credits on 507 projects in my lifetime. I'm not the best, I'm not the most famous and I definitely don't claim to be the only one. But I've been doing what I do for a pretty long time.
I'm so here for this. Let's go Hawks. "Knicks ain't run nothing but they mu'fucking mouths". Somebody put that on a t-shirt!
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The Trump family has made $4 billion off the presidency.
Crypto: $3.02B
Persian Gulf deals: $425.8M
Qatari jet: $150M
Legal fees/merch: $127.7M
Mar-a-Lago: $125M
Corporate deals: $91M
Hanoi hotel: $40M
Truth Social: $25M
Don Jr: $19.6M
Unprecedented kleptocracy.
Here it comes. The greatest cover up in the history of politics. Watergate will pale in comparison.
BREAKING: US House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer says some panel members are open to US President Donald Trump pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell to secure her cooperation in the Epstein investigation, Reuters reports.
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Someone should be arrested for what they did to these hardwood floors. It looks like a basketball court from the 80's.
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Yea we joke about the double standard in the media, but this is legitimately insane.
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MASSIVE:
🇺🇸 The BBC just validated everything we've been saying.
A clear pattern of trades right before major Trump announcements.
Iran war. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts.
We tracked a whale for weeks.
0 losses. 11 wins. 100% win rate.
You would go to prison for trading on a tip from your cousin.
They front-run war decisions with billion dollar bets.
Now the BBC has the receipts.
Nobody will be investigated.
Nobody will be charged.
The game is rigged. And now the world knows it.
UNREAL:
🇺🇸 The Trump insider is already up $1,000,000 on his oil short.
10 trades became 11.
10 wins became 11.
100% win rate. Unchanged.
This is not a coincidence anymore.
This is a pattern that cannot be explained by skill alone.
Someone in a very important room keeps picking up the phone.
And nobody is stopping them.























