Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped

Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??

NYC finally says “neigh” 🐴🐎 Congrats to everyone that has been fighting for years to make this happen!

AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Leak 😵‍💫 Dr. Doom Attacks Thor and Captain America in Doomsday Movie 🤯

Florida State is more than $430M in debt, complicating a potential $68M payout to part with football coach Mike Norvell and his staff. Most of the debt is facility-related, making it difficult for FSU to take on more debt. Via @espn | ow.ly/gofq50ZWUKP

Today I was thinking about the day I wrote vindicated. I was in Hawaii. Wrote it on my acoustic in a wild rush of inspiration. I hope Spider Man liked it.

Nick Sirianni

If the Rays and Brewers meet in the World Series it’s going to be streamed live on Microsoft Excel.

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg" he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen" here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

Claude in 2029 hunting down the guy who made it count to 1 million

Claude cannot drink 17 beers at the work happy hour

INBOX: "No Labels today awarded its Problem Solver Seal to U.S. Senator Susan Collins of Maine, one of the movement’s longest-standing congressional partners and the recipient of its inaugural Senator Joseph I. Lieberman Award."

I love Taco Bell and was thrilled to serve a few tacos during the grand opening of the new Brownstown location today. Thank you for the bean burrito to go!

Me hearing my order number called for my $1.50 hot dog after dropping $500 on food at Costco...

Trump Mobile on 3,615 customers having their personal information leaked: "We have no team to handle this."

BREAKINGNEWS Trump says the $90 he plans to send to senior citizens can go towards a vacation, or a new car. That will barely cover a full tank of gas and a gas station hotdog. 🚨

Girlfriends “gay” best friend just started talking about hideki matsuis 6 RBI game in the 2009 World Series