Benjamin Bowen

@Ryanair Hi, I still haven't heard from customer services...

Still waiting for @solopress to deliver a 2 day turnaround order after 2 and a half weeks - still no sign, after no returned calls, constant broken promises/lies

Hi @KellyKettle I have a fault with my kettle and emailed but have not yet had a reply. Can you help?

People really start hating on you when your indicator bulb has blown

You know you live in Devon when your broadband goes down because a squirrel chewed through the cable

There’s a watch brand called Seksy?

I’d like a internet provider, phone network etc to email me telling me they’re lowering their prices at some point

Your child could be in a plunge pool in Antarctic in mid-winter and they could still ask you for an ice cream at any point

Won a crate of eco friendly water. The competition hit rate is pretty good. 2 weeks in and I’ve won my first prize

Second time of visiting @CenterParcsUK (Woburn). I genuinely love it. Genuinely.

Entering loads of online competitions. Dishing out my data willy nilly.

Question to dog owners - what’s with the tying dog s*@t up in little bags then leaving it on the ground or hanging off a branch? What am I missing?

I’m still harbouring some bitterness about this whole debacle too whilst I’m having an honest turn @virginmedia

It’s been over 4 years now @Ryanair

X2 Pirelli Scorpion Verde 235 55 17 (99 H) All season Tyres Condition is used but good tread remaining - approx 6mm. One of the tyres has seen a fill/fix but this was professionally done at a garage. No sidewall... facebook.com/723175007/posts…

Heidi at Downtown Camper is doing an awesome job! After a mishap with a bookings agent she sorted the whole thing with total commitment! Amazing job - give her a pat on the back pls! @ScandicGlobal’s Downtown Camper hotel is an amazing stay - tack så mycket 👌🏼

Hi @clarksshoes will oakwood suede desert boots be coming back?