Just got back from the Galapagos.
Joined July 2009
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My life motto is: No, I am not taking your "free to a good home" furniture because it's probably haunted
Im 35, and they’re really going to make me say “Kid’s Choice” out loud in front of the entire plane. This is clearly the best option.
$20 OBO? You really have to wonder how many Civil War era soldiers underwent painful operations on this table.
HAUNTED.
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Everyone always tells you to use volumizer, but no one ever tells you to just rub a balloon all over your hair a whole bunch.
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I want to hear from the experts: what are these @Oreo cookies doing for my skincare routine?
Literally had to put the halloween candy in the basement so I'd stop eating it, but don't think I won't slink downstairs if things get desperate.
Guardians can’t win if the Browns are good. This is Cleveland Sports prophecy. A sacrifice we must make.
Another downside of never actually growing up is that when you have candy wrappers in your pockets it sounds like you’re wearing diapers when you move.
Today, my friend reminded me that we saw a pirate carrying a baby tiger out of this pub.
