@benignsublime

the one and only ewy archivist | also like the muppets a normal amount | im so cool i promise | NO.1 MART HATER 😡😡

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Joined March 2022
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I’ve been getting shit like this in my email since I was a freshman in high school
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they saying ¢79 is the new 1 mil 👀👀
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what are zohran mamdani's plans to save minion rush? or atleast rehome the minions?? #saveminionrush
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ultimamente minha vida é baseada em: - não comer direito - não dormir direito - não me sentir bem
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I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.
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things to say to muppet fans • can you put your hand up 𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝘀𝘀 • sell me this 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 • let me speak to 𝗷𝗶𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 • can i blow vape smoke 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘀 • i can do 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀 • are you 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰
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Girl at the drive thru: "I like who's in your passenger seat"
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me encanta decir sarcásticamente "no" y después hacer lo que esa persona pide
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How it feels to turn 22
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Join us in sending a big worm hug to Slimey on his birthday today! #HappyBirthdaySlimey 🧡💛
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ed miliband I’d like a fruity vegan flapjack please
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Effortlessly woke up at 6:00 a.m. again, on a Saturday. Something my body wouldn’t do from Monday to Friday nitter.cf/kajuzadelerden/status/…
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did smth embarrassing and now i’m gonna feel a pit in my stomach for the next 4 months
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今日はスライミーのお誕生日!🎉 小さい体で大きな心を持つスライミーは、いつも勇敢!今年は日本も楽しんだよ。 スライミーはもう、次の旅のことを考えているみたい。またみんなに会いに行ってもいいかな? #HappyBirthdaySlimey
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I’m reading my old journals and I been complaining about the same thing since 2022
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Having a job is getting in the way of sleeping 12 hours a day
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