Comedian, host of @bitesizedpod_, 0x Jeopardy! Champion. As seen on E! News. He/Him

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Joined August 2015
I did a thing
the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Trump posting his L’s
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My cat, as I'm unlocking the front door
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Me: I'd like to speak with your tanager. Zoo employee: You mean my manager? Me: No. Show me this bird.
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There’s a cool new seal exhibit at @shedd_aquarium
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Scary movie night with the girls
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Virgin Ted Cruz vs Chad JB Pritzker
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Here's a sneak peek at the first three episodes. They drop in 7 days so subscribe now! open.spotify.com/show/3nblwH… #twilight #titsoak #twilightrennaissance
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My fiancée ran ran another half-marathon so of course I had to make another sign.
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I turned 30 last year so I'm legally required to start a podcast
A new Twilight show just hit the podcasting apps! Listen as @benhebertdotcom and a guest discuss the Twilight movies one scene at a time! Episodes start dropping in July so subscribe today! youtu.be/T2XlpZPcySc #Twilight #podcast #titsoak
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