Not so much 'up in' as 'relatively near' your grill

London
Joined May 2011
Celebrities… you can run, but there’s one place you can’t hide 📷 Celebrity Big Brother, coming this March to ITV1 and ITVX #CBBUK
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To be fair, whenever I feel poorly I always drive a family to a remote farmhouse. It’s a tonic.
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guess who's back? (it's me) I'm at @heavenlycomedy this weds. Come discover where the legend began (and still is) x
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This summer: Doucouré to Arsenal for close to £40mil #nostradamusoffootball
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I'm breaking years of twitter silence to condemn, in the strongest possible terms, Dame Sue Campbell's #desertislanddiscs choices. I assume action will now be taken.
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Little known fact: before becoming a pro striker, Vincent Janssen co-wrote this song about his relationship with clear cut scoring chances: youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPo… #COYS
Just posted a video @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/Bm5hjezFnMB/…
Missing number 243 @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/Bm0Sf3llzgB/…
Just posted a video @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/BmxyLxEgX2f/…
2 for 1 Tuesday @ Edinburgh, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/BmwM80yAsgT/…
I am now in Edinburgh so this is all lies @ Brochan. instagram.com/p/BmvF5gVADdv/…