Tommy, where are we going this evening? Tommy? Tommy? Wait a minute...

I think I've been depressed before, but I can't think when...

This trip is over. Make mine a roast or I think I’ll start crying!

Victor Matfield was truly magnificent at the line-out, stealing ball all the way.

Sweet Chariot is ditched as the official England song - I'm hearing strains of Kenny Rogers' The Gambler

A man in an England shirt just rifled a drop kick at an enormous passing South African!

Still haven't seen any Engand shirts. Big place, Paris...

Baking hot. Is it acceptable to bowl around Paris with your top off like people do in Romford?

Anyone got a spare ticket for the final? Just thought I'd ask

Just found out I have got a ticket for the final. That's made things awkward.

Dunno what it's like back in Blighty, but it's pretty much August over here in Paris today. Sorry...

My, my, there are some angry people on the blog today. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

South Africa look pretty beatable from where I'm standing, and I'm pretty close to the pitch

You lovely, lovely boys! We're off to the World Cup final!

Got to be honest with you, the invasion hasn't really started yet...I'll keep you posted...

Sacking you Bois de Boulogne, hiring you mate's hotel room floor

Hello again, hello...camped on outskirts of Paris planning our final assault. It's gonna be another biggy...

Excuse the radio silence - no phone any more remember...

Pepper - better on steak frites than on your face!

England v France semi in Paris - touch