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too chopped for la
too broke for nyc
too stupid for sf
too heterosexual for atlanta
what do i do?
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Replying to @amritwt
every <25yr old who thinks he's running out of time has only one goal, to retire his parents and show them what fuck you money is
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Guy who’s smart enough to recognize this is a scam industry but not smart enough to take advantage of it
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This is why whenever I go to the doctor every 5 years or go I feel like I’m doing a public service. It’s like letting a mechanic who spends his whole life working on beaters pop the hood on a Ferrari, like go ahead doc, enjoy yourself.
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When a woman you’re not attracted to starts flirting with you it’s like “woah, I can’t believe women have to go through this 24/7”
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This week **so far** in doobin fnf (1/7-1/11)
Keep in mind, we have 25 paying members with full access
We post free links too! Come check it out. ⬇️
discord.gg/qHPKFDMXDB
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@taylorswift13 take notes from a real music maker




































