I'm a husband, father of six, ruby developer, and all around fun guy. My professional twitter handle is @kconrails if you're a ruby/rails junkie.
Kansas City
Joined June 2008
- Tweets1.9K
- Following74
- Followers138
- Likes17
I wonder how many people have died from overeating pistachios now that you can buy them without shells. Probably 4 or 5, which doesn't sound like much, but I bet they had families.
1
"street taco" is an an ancient phrase from my ancestors. It means, "get your tomatoes and sour cream somewhere else."
1
1
Microwave: a box that heats ceramic bowls to white hot temps, and brings any soup in that bowl to slightly above room temp.
Introverts: this #StarWarsDay remember that if you leave your comfy isolation to help others, you will end up dead. #yoda #obiwan
I'm starting a 2000's cover band called Letters-Numbers, playing hits from Blink 182, SR-71, Sum 41, Finger 11, Eve 6, Maroon 5...
2
I'm only here 1 night. It's up to the next occupant to reuse my towels, or this beautiful owl dies. #makeadifference
If this Old Spice Swagger cleans half as well as it stains this hotel washcloth, my airplane seat buddy is in for a real treat!
Breezed thru TSA despite dark skin/hair/beard, & rosary. I bet I could've pulled off 3.5oz of liquid in a single bottle.
1
For any interested, I’ll have 80-100 hours of coding bandwidth this march while I’m in between gigs. #Ruby #Rails #NetflixBinge
"Taking a number" never seems high tech until you're pointlessly, numberlessly standing in line at the Lancaster DMV.
If you pay LinkedIn, they’ll tell you who views your profile...unless that person also pays LinkedIn.
When someone doesn't understand satire, the only answer is to double down. bit.ly/300pc
"So what did we learn today, class?"
"There's no such thing as responsible Easy Cheese consumption..."
I can't remember: if I walk into a room and the motion sensor lights don't activate, am I a vampire, a ninja, or just missing a soul?