@beingtheguyy

Keep distance if you wan come whyne me 😎

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MrBanks💰
@Mrbankstips
Oct 7
Don’t let them find out
MrBanks💰
@Mrbankstips
4 Dec 2024
“Stay lowkey, act like you can't afford bread, until they find out you actually own a bakery.”
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Dave. What a guy!
Nanyo 💋🖤
@Nanyo_sae
Oct 7
He was talking to me and the conversation lead to planes, I told him I've not entered one before. He booked the to and fro flight, where I will stay for 3 days before returning. When I got back, he said "tick it off your bucket list".(I know he will see this, thank you 😊)
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UG
@UgwunnaEjikem
Oct 6
Replying to @Damixxxzxxx
no be today nyash start de stay for back nau😂 But smart adult suppose sabi cross examine anything wey e see online, de able to decipher which one be cruise, ragebaiting, attention hunting, poor advice and which ones good to internalize. Anybody wey no sabi, na ein sabi.
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Replying to @ShegunTweets
@ShegunTweets
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𝟎𝟒.@niellxx0
Oct 5
dress well stay weird listen to music confuse people
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@gnf_ogo
Oct 4
food na the least he sees you as the less privileged and decided to help, na you dey imagine relationship for your head.
Fantastic Jumie.🍷
@JumokeAyoola1
Oct 4
I just pity this guy wey dey buy me food for camp.😹 I don't even like him.
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R@RotimyRudeBoi
Oct 3
Gbogbo wa n try, a o mọ time
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ℬ•@takvimdenbahar
Oct 2
Anne baban senin nasıl yaşlandığını göremeyecek.Partnerin seni çocukluğundan beri tanımıyor. Çocukların genç halini çok az hatırlayacak. En yakın arkadaşların bile geçmişinin tamamını bilmiyor. Hayatının ilk gününden sonuna kadar seninle olacak tek kişi sensin Kendine iyi davran
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.
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sluj
@smashdirt
Oct 3
EVERYTHING IS FIGUREOUTABLE.
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KHAN'✨
@khanofkhans11_
Oct 3
Your brother knows. He just won’t tell you.
EgoKuwait 🇰🇼
@Egokuwait
Oct 2
I don’t understand male friendships sometimes. My brother’s friend is going through a breakup just after one year of marriage, and I just want the tea sha 😂😂 But my brother said his friend hasn’t said anything about the breakup, and he won’t ask until he’s ready to talk about it. The girl is already referring to her husband as an ex on TikTok. It’s well o.
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Etimbuk
@EtimbukHR
Oct 3
Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.
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Benson
@BNXN
Oct 3
December wey go sweet na from October you go know.
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You gaz dey very useless as a young adult to dey run tribalism gimmick for 2026.
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Naval
@naval
31 May 2018
How to Get Rich (without getting lucky):
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Uzane
@uzanethegoat
Oct 3
poverty tribalism religion illiteracy the four pillars of nigeria’s doom.
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Mr. Láyí
@layiwasabi
Oct 3
the propensity of one big win to zero out all our losses is why we keep bombing
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pò@_ladapo
Oct 1
Angels carry swords for a reason. Everything no be love and light.
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSN
Sep 30
YouTube going nearly two decades without a serious rival is the most insane level of dominance we’ve ever seen on the internet.
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段闲云
@interestxy
Oct 2
告诉大家一个真相，判断一个人是不是好人，就看一个标准。他是不是安安静静的，离你远远的。甚至懒得搭理你。这样的人，就已经是顶好的人了。 以前觉得好人就该热情，应该主动围着你转，后来才知道，这种人大多是虚伪的。反倒是那些和你保持距离，从不主动凑近客套、见了面点个头就走的人，这种人分寸感和边界感都是很强。他不想从你身上捞任何东西，也不想被你从他身上捞任何东西。
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