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Yay, our third recession since becoming adults! To think, they said it was a once in a lifetime event

Scanner: "should we call for the hazmat truck?" "I don't know that it will do anything, there is sugar everywhere."

Apparently becoming a grownup means you have to patch tires yourself instead of letting the mechanic do it. Consider this my victory beer.

On a bank door: Help us celebrate Halloween, please no masks in the bank.

booking a flight to puerto rico. things are getting real.

Bengals beating the Stealers, nothing quotidian about that, but I will take it.

was told by an old man that i looked great yesterday when i went out after Rosh Hashanah in a shirt and tie. Other people look like crap

convinced my anchors to say the word squalid on air.

do not know why i am so exhausted today

grrr @mint claims I have not used my credit card in a month and a half. Those attachments you want are not just fun, they're truthful

Please read: http://tinyurl.com/m9z63d Obama is not out to indoctrinate your children in anything other than staying in school

@jdwilson2 uh that would be saturday. duh

@kristenthoburn completely went to bed when that one was 20-7 thinking it was in the bag... wow was I wrong.

@lncollins2 usually that is a good thing. Congrats!

i appreciate friends all across the country who put up with my actions today. trust me it was worth it.

there might just be a light at the end of the tunnel

@lncollins2 what happened at wipb?

finally convince myself to run and my watch is broken. this still isn't my week. doubt anything will change in the next 5 days

ug, i am not in morning show shape. that was a killer show and i haven't walked in the booth yet.