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Joined April 2013
My only rival is the person I was yesterday.
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“why are you behaving like a woman” - a woman trying to insult a man for being stupid 😂
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Men were applauding in the comments
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My credit score is 850 because for 15 years I've been opening a new credit card account and using the introductory balance transfer offer to pay off the balance of my last credit card. I have 100% on-time payments and 180 credit cards. My credit card purchasing power is over $4.3M. I've bought 2 homes, 6 cars, and paid for 3 university degrees in full, all without ever having to pay a single credit card balance. Whenever I go somewhere and it's "cash only", I simply take cash out in an ATM with one of my credit cards (higher interest rate, but I don't care), and then open another credit card account shortly after that has a balance transfer offer, and I switch the balance to the new card. This is the future. I don't know why more people don't do this.
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For real!!!
HR needs to be investigated😲
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Apparently insurance doesn't pay out because the car is recovered. How true is this? 🤔
I hate criminals bro💔💔💔😭😭
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You can never satisfy these people.
I love Xabi Alonso, but Chelsea need to do everything in their power to get Cesc Fabregas to Stamford Bridge one day. Simply MUST happen! Cesc Fabregas is and will be the new Pep Guardiola, THE standout manager of the next 20-30 years! He wears a magic hat 🎩 💙
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Gone are the days when niggas would be sacked at halftime. Oh Abramovich 😭❤️
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WATCH: Martha Ndjamba, 33, a resident of Sun City informal settlement, who walks about 5km with her four-month-old baby on her back, says she did not expect any assistance from people after her picture with scrap material was posted by the Namibian Sun on Tuesday in the⬇️
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literally how do you even engineer a solid steel vehicle that gets totaled by hollow plastic posts??
Actually crazy to me that these are legal in the street 😭
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First manager since Tuchel that I TRULY believe in. We are all behind you Xabi.. 💙
❗️Alonso: “The Chelsea we are now, and the Chelsea we will be in May, will be different. And I’m sure it will be better.” [sky]
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Bournemouth fans right now
🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: Michael Carrick to be in charge vs Bournemouth on Sunday. Club say 'business as usual'.
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Its kinda irritating Chelsea never get to touch united before they change managers
That is clearly an exit interview
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That is clearly an exit interview
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Man United are the first English team in history to concede within the opening two minutes of consecutive major European matches 😬
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Bruno Fernandes spotted screaming at the bench, taking his frustration out on the advertising hoardings after being subbed off in Manchester United's 4-0 loss to Como... 🤯
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Being 26 in 2001 is actually insane.💀💀
Lungile Radu is now 51
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I did
Can you handle depression ?
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Liam Rosenior's Paris FC are well in the mix for the Ligue 1 title 👀👏
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Kai Havertz at Chelsea vs Kai Havertz at Arsenal
A crap player is a crap player. You can’t help it
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