Joined November 2019
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don’t forget to stop and smell the roses
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My girl after seeing my portfolio today, not knowing we almost lost the house in July.
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2026 has been the year of carefully tracking and journaling my trades interesting to see the 80/20 rule emerge from my portfolio. 80% of my gains YTD have come from 20% of the trades. Even less! More like 90/10.
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ok ethereum:native time to leave the station please
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bought 40 shares of $INTC at 106.93
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dude that shit was not fucking priced in
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POV: When you just lost $5K in 30 minutes and she asks if you'd still love her if she was a worm.
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taking everyone’s drink orders and then coming back with eight guinnesses
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was it just a liquidity sweep 😟 $eth
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nothing like taking the right cpi trade and overnight making 80% of what you made this whole summer working
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So, are we using Navier-Stokes to price options? Is that a thing?
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😂😂😂😂 in 20 years i’ll have 10x the life savings i just lost. but i won’t have this 6 pack
You know when you’re down so much money so you genuinely just start coping about how you’re still young and healthy or some bullshit
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You know college burners are back in school because half my feed is just insecure dudes posting pics of each other doing completely normal things like wearing shoes or something and the caption is “shrink” “nuke”
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Me preparing for another week of Nasdaqistan.
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i want to go on record saying i sold $hood at 96 $hims at 29 :( $axon at 610 still holding $eth and actually used the months since then to get my cost basis down. primarily in eth, cash, gold, and a few lotto $vix calls
what ive been accumulating $eth @ 2000 $hood @ 80 $hims @ 25 $axon @ 435 looking to add $rvi here as well. let's revisit this post
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only so many hawkish speeches before they send the anduril x palantir drones after him
When Warsh spoke at his first FOMC presser on 6/17 SPY fell $10. After his second FOMC presser on 7/29 it fell $11. My take is when he speaks at Jackson Hole on 8/28 SPY will rally. Just a hunch. Let’s see how this post ages. 🧀
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should have just taken the $$ i used to buy $vix calls and bought $spy puts. up 80% on $spy 757 puts and swinging into tomorrow. but vix calls haven't moved an inch. lesson learned
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i have an uncanny ability to get the direction right but fuck myself with the greeks might be time to make the switch to ES
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Huge data center meltdown in Aurora. Absolute disaster. Data everywhere.
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if i look over and see you taking pics out the airplane window, i regret to inform you that you are: 1. unprofitable 2. npc 3. ngmi 4. cog in the machine 5. matrix coded 6. goyim
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at the airport and this chick is fucking hacking loogies at the gate the only time you will see me discriminate is against people like this put them somewhere but it can’t be here
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