@beerbellybutton
Joined July 2021
he had to put "brother" to make it less gay
SCREAMING HE GOT JUDE’S SHIRT WITH A MESSAGE ON IT 🥹
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jude wikifeet retweeted
notice how he was wearing thermal shorts. not like that one guy who’s always showing panty lines
BVB remains the funniest club this season 😭
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jude wikifeet retweeted
i’m not even from spain my family doesn’t watch club football why did i decide to do this to myself
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性爱小技巧:帮女生舔胸教程
(胸的敏感度差很大,先试探,再加深。) 开始从女生躺着或跨坐、你从锁骨靠近开始。先不要含住乳头。手从腰侧滑到胸下缘托住,嘴先落在锁骨和乳房外侧,等她把胸往你脸上送,再进中间。 舔胸要爽,靠的是“先养敏、再含、再吸”,不是一上来又咬又拧。 第一阶段:先整只,不碰乳头(1分钟) 用唇贴着乳房外侧和胸下缘慢慢吻,舌面从下往上舔过皮肤,不停留在乳头上。手掌托住底部,拇指在外缘画慢圈,像把整只胸暖热。 她开始挺胸、呼吸变深,或手按你后脑,再靠近乳晕。这一段禁止隔着衣服又掐又拧,也禁止两只手同时大力抓。 第二阶段:乳晕先于乳头 舌尖绕着乳晕画圈,由外到内,圈越画越小。唇贴上去含住乳晕,轻轻吮一下就松开,再换另一侧。乳头可以蹭到,但先不当主攻。 两侧要轮。一直含同一边,那边会麻、另一边会空。手在你没含的那一侧托着,指腹擦过乳晕边缘,保持两边都有感觉。 第三阶段:本套节奏——含、吮、舔、停 乳头充血变硬之后,才进入主节奏。一次只做一种,循环: 1含:把乳头连同乳晕含进嘴里,舌面贴住,停 2 秒 2吮:轻轻吸 3–4 下,力度像含住一颗软糖,不是吸奶到痛 3舔:吐到唇边,用舌尖点乳头顶端,或左右慢扫 4停:改吻胸上缘或锁骨 2–3 秒,让乳头接触空气 停很重要。一直吸,神经会钝,她也会从爽变成烦。停的那几秒里,用手指把刚离开的乳头按一下再放开,温差会把敏感送上去。 想加一点“欲”,可以在含住时让她看见你抬头看她,再慢慢松开,而不是埋着头狂吸。 第四阶段:手怎么配 嘴负责一侧,手负责另一侧,或手托住你正在含的那只: •指腹夹住乳头两侧,轻轻向外带一点,再松开,不要拧转 •掌心包住下缘往上托,让乳头更容易送进嘴里 •她喜欢压的,用掌根轻轻压住乳房往胸壁推,同时含住乳头 牙齿可以轻轻蹭,不能咬合。真想用牙,只允许用齿缘极轻地刮过乳晕,立刻改回唇。她一缩肩、一躲,当天就不再用牙。 第五阶段:和下面一起,才更容易整个人爽 舔胸单独也能有感觉,但多数女生要叠上下面才会过线。叠加时一次只加一件: •你含着乳头,手到阴蒂上点或画小圈 •她在上面骑,你抬头含住,她自己决定磨的速度 •手指在里面时,嘴里只做慢吮,不要两头同时加速 她快到时,含住不要换花样,吮的力度保持刚才她已经在送胸的那一档。忽然改成又咬又扯,容易把高潮打断。 怎么判断她是爽还是在忍 可以继续的信号:挺胸、手按你头、乳头明显变硬、呼吸变短、自己把另一侧也送过来。 该减的信号:缩肩、躲开、乳头被含住后整个人往后退、说麻了、说痛。麻了就换边或改用舌面贴着不动;痛了就回到吻外侧,当天不再吸那一侧。 有人乳头几乎不敏感,有人只碰一下就受不了。不敏感就不要死磕乳头,改舔胸下缘、腋下内侧和锁骨;极敏感就隔着湿润的唇含住,少用舌尖点。 实操注意 •润滑或唾液要保持湿,干舔和干拧都容易痛。 •两边轮流,含的时间单侧别太长。 •建议做 5–8 分钟作为前戏主段,或插入时当持续背景刺激,不要指望只靠舔胸替代所有事。 一句记住:
先养整只胸,再绕乳晕,再含乳头;吮要软,要会停,牙齿基本不用。
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jude wikifeet retweeted
😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹
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jude wikifeet retweeted
all this evil shit is happening to me because i didn't forward that chain message to 15 people when i was younger
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jude wikifeet retweeted
when u are playing resident evil and you reach the sewer section
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Aparentemente Erling Haaland está na Noruega 🇳🇴
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jude wikifeet retweeted
and you know what's worse? i'll still willingly watch rma's next game
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Get this pedo off stage
Kim Soohyun at the 2026 The Fact Music Awards.
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Eu quando vejo uma edit do meu shipp favorito com a minha música favorita
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Ed Sheeran crying that this has been “the worst week if his life” while people in Palestine are still getting actively bombed is so……he keeps digging himself bigger holes
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jude wikifeet retweeted
jude getting all the abuse from other team's fans bc of the loss since he's the face of the team atp head in my hands we're actually wasting his prime years and ruining his reputation as a player
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jude wikifeet retweeted
lol guys quick what do u notice
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should i come out to my family as an atheist first or queer first
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i’m actually crying
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Ok maybe Reddit isn’t that bad
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jude wikifeet retweeted
people trying to cancel her for this omgg it's really a war on bad bitches out here
ITZY’s Yuna interacts with fans during a send-off.
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jude wikifeet retweeted
“I like yaoi but HATE yuri”
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jude wikifeet retweeted
"Yo where's jobe and carney, they taking a long time getting out of the lockers" what these two bitches call training:
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