if there’s two things in this world that make me believe in God its beer and lebron james 🤘
Megalopolis
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Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
I’m convinced the Sunday night football song is the only way Carrie underwood is keeping her lights on
Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Jerry Seinfeld is fascinating. His entire act is about Pop Tarts and answering machines but then when you catch him offstage he's like "I don't care if those fuckin kids die!"
ESPN fantasy app keeps telling me I’m winning when I’m just plainly not. Fix it you damn bozos you’ve got a billion and one dollars in pat mcafees pockets and can’t have a functioning fantasy app. Amateur hour around here man.
Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
nothing that happened in 9/11 compares to the torment you put me through every sunday
I really didn’t like Hulu asking which “ad experience” I’d prefer. Just play the ad you fucking freak.
Beer Destroyer Venus retweeted
Okay imagine if Bradley Beal still was paid 60 bajillion dollars and wasn't good. Now, make him like 3 times worse, and also make him a super rapist.
Talk to em @ochocinco
🚨🏴 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England players would be allowed to use Viagra to help cope with the high altitude in Mexico City, as the drug is not on WADA's list of banned substances.
Studies suggest it can reduce fatigue and dizziness at high altitude by improving blood flow in the lungs.
— @TheSunFootball
