@beer__uncle

like an uncle but a girl. (your/mom)

 canada
Joined November 2016
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thank you HARDY, thank you Cavendish ❤️
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uncle pussy posts are back on the timeline feeling very gangstalked in this moment
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I'm flattered but I am indeed very Irish
slommy@sammichluvrrrOct 16
I met uncle pussy she’s black
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has anyone noticed that the only NHL players in ads up here are from Nova Scotia.
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I'm planning to go to CDMX for my bday next year if I get to see kemonito irl I might cry
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me when I bum smokes outside of raves
Evil Hag
@CursedGooOct 16
Every smoker’s a socialist. You need cigarette, they give cigarette. But vapers are Marx’s vision of communist utopia. You need the vape? Vapers will anticipate your needs and fetch the vape on your behalf. They don’t do it for love or convenience. They do it because you need it.
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Evil Hag
@CursedGooOct 16
Every smoker’s a socialist. You need cigarette, they give cigarette. But vapers are Marx’s vision of communist utopia. You need the vape? Vapers will anticipate your needs and fetch the vape on your behalf. They don’t do it for love or convenience. They do it because you need it.
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for a second I thought the drummer of An Cafe was plugging his OF
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dc★
@skefhausOct 16
“women arent actually turned on by men” i am a fucking creepy freak for a man. i met my now boyfriend in a bar and i was thinking about the pattern of his body hair and if it connects to his pubes before we even said hi
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my brother doesn’t even fuck w mao like that this isn’t fair
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coricidin cough and cold
ideality@Boa2215Oct 14
Do they make any drugs that make you feel bad. Like not feeling good and then feeling bad afterwards. Just straight up bad.
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go off kings nominated for a streamer award im assuming for db's folder of horny twitter guy dick pics
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wtf is a “paypal” or “cashapp” in this country we use INTERACT E-TRANSFER🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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you just met uncle pussy
czech hunter schafer@top__ratOct 15
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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cockroach gossiping
painting of a cockroach on a pink flip phone with a heart-shaped screen and another cockroach appearing on the screen

ALT painting of a cockroach on a pink flip phone with a heart-shaped screen and another cockroach appearing on the screen

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the idea of the porn industry having its own Jim Cornette types
CUTIE 🐉
@_Qt_cooOct 14
Luna GOES OFF on the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 😭🔥 "this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀
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halloween preview
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kelli@LagunaBiotchIGOct 11
People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas
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💤@zymon3yOct 10
why she in a post-game interview
ashley 𓆩♡𓆪@glowinghibiscusOct 9
how it feels
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yes
⋆. 𐙚˚࿔Tia𝜗𝜚˚⋆@PlsMoreCaffeineOct 11
Time to tell your favorite Canadian oomf how thankful you are for them existing
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