@been12v

CPA. UNC Chapel Hill ‘83. 7.6” bricked. Miami Metro Homicide Department.

 Chapel Hill, NC/ Dallas, TX
Joined April 2024
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Sgt Blackout 🫡
@coldcallsniper16h
The small issue that he didn’t calculate is that no one fucking cares
aniol
@0xaniol17h
logan paul is a year ahead of everyone all the music in his vlogs is ai generated now: > copyright free > created to fit the exact narrative > lyrics about what's happening on screen this is actually genius
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Y2JXY
@wtfJaydeeOct 16
It ain’t 2016 no more nigga get with the times and pop you a perc
ifleeze@geekordieeeeOct 15
first day trying a xanax!
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
big content guy
@bigcontentguyOct 16
honey pack your bags were going on the Goy Cruise
Savannah Bananas
@TheSavBananasOct 15
Bananaland at Sea is BACK! 🤩 All 6 Banana Ball teams & cast are setting sail to Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas in January 2028! Head to bananalandatsea.com/presale to join the presale for early booking!
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Scully@isthatscullyOct 15
Sabrina Brier is probably (white) women’s closest equivalent to Druski, but it can’t go as far because her social analysis hits a little too close to home, and makes them as uncomfortable as much as it makes them laugh.
Sabrina Brier@sabrinabrierOct 15
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
T 🇹🇹
@AlaskanTomOct 14
A few hundred years ago this man would have been killed at birth.
Jshock
@Jshock9nineOct 12
First time trying @dominos #mukbang
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
🇻🇦Yapman⚜️🍁@Yapman1Oct 15
How do people watch this bullshit?
Luffy 🐐@HeyyesamaOct 14
Luffy using the camera to put his eyes back in place 😭😂
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tooforwon@tooforwon241Oct 15
the porn industry got their own shaq and chuck dissing the new players 🤣
CUTIE 🐉
@_Qt_cooOct 14
Luna GOES OFF on the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 😭🔥 "this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀
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Xander
@SmokeySnipeOct 15
I’ll never understand why girls get these really shitty doodle tattoos on their body. They are meaningless and look awful. If you want to make doodles maybe use a scrapbook not your body.
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Karen McGee
@karenmotherof2Oct 13
Meet the Chuds
cold 🥑
@coldhealingOct 13
AI generated cruise banner mom, VR headset minions shirt son
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 13
Lmaoo former Rams kicker Harrison Mevis was was just straight EATING AND GOONING instead of working on his game. 😂😂😂
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Uncle Chuck
@UncleChuck824Oct 12
That Tito’s bottle talkin to him like the green goblin mask.
Travis Recek@TravisRecekOct 11
Sark's face said a lot in the moments right after the game yesterday
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Aldi stan account@girlqueenfairyOct 11
Sorry to be a bitch but I hate when people do costumes like this and don't get the details right at all. Like you couldn't have gotten the necklace or the belt? It's not even the correct color shirt or shorts. C'mon
Elida 🧩@mrslittlefingerOct 11
This is perfect
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John Xenoverse 1000@TraeYungEnjoyerOct 11
How it felt tweeting about Angel Reese being inefficient in 2024
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red@bluelemxnadeOct 11
This is like if Julius Randle and Tobias Harris tried to have a public beef
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 11
#Steelers WR DK Metcalf on facing Colts CB Sauce Gardner on Sunday: "Who?" "I don't worry about what a DB does well. They gotta guard me."
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
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@JON_GUERRA9Oct 12
Hey man, i promise you we get it. You didn’t take school seriously, you were drunk and on drugs all the time. In the nfl it was the same. I promise we get it
katsu
@katsuxbtOct 10
Johnny Manziel says he drank lean thinking his birthday gave him a free pass from drug testing, only to fail a test the very next day “I’ll never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe. 2015 in Cleveland, on my birthday, we went out, and he mixed up some lean, a couple cups of lean.” “And of course, I didn’t think they would test me the day after my birthday. I come in, like, December 7th, yada yada, fail my second test for promethazine.”
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Pardon My Take
@PardonMyTakeOct 11
Dan Quinn and John Harbaugh both deciding not to kick the field goal in field goal range
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenterOct 11
Looks like Demeco Ryans found his slump buster…and her name is Tennessee Titans
Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter29 Sep 2025
Looks like CJ Stroud found his slump buster…and her name is Tennessee Titans
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Hetherman Hive
@26DegreesPodOct 10
LaNorris lost eight straight SEC games and knew who to call The Gainesville Slumpbuster
🤖 Made with AI
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
SINV2 💫@SinfulFGCOct 10
mexicans when u dont wanna play search and destroy
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