CPA. UNC Chapel Hill ‘83. 7.6” bricked. Miami Metro Homicide Department.

Chapel Hill, NC/ Dallas, TX
Joined April 2024
Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Nigga WHY ALL THESE PORNSTARS HAVING INSIDE THE NBA TALKS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jada Stevens and Phoenix Marie say we’re in an era of a BATTLE between 0F content creators and actual p0rnst@rs💀🔥 They argue that today’s 0F creators wouldn’t be able to match the h@rdc0re scenes they did back in their prime. “The trend of the h@rdc0re scenes that we did isn’t the same. I don’t even see them anymore.” “It’s so easy to do what they do, but it’s not sustainable.”👀
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Why are they all dressed like hookers 💀 WNBA is so unserious
Everyone else is here for fashion but Caitlin Clark is only here for the game
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Did all of that just to get done like this LMFAOOO
JOAQUIN BUCKLEY IS LOCKED IN He didn't say a single word during this interview 👀
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Self ain’t gotta worry about him doing a DP just gotta hope you don’t wake up and he on Saycheese with 42 Dugg
Projected No. 1 pick Tyran Stokes in an exhibition against Pitt State: 14 PTS | 4-9 FG | 6-9 FT | 4 REB | 2 AST | 18 MIN
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
JOHN MATEER GAME WINNING TOUCHDOWN 🔥
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Hey so fuck that guy
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
The small issue that he didn’t calculate is that no one fucking cares
logan paul is a year ahead of everyone all the music in his vlogs is ai generated now: > copyright free > created to fit the exact narrative > lyrics about what's happening on screen this is actually genius
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
It ain’t 2016 no more nigga get with the times and pop you a perc
first day trying a xanax!
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
honey pack your bags were going on the Goy Cruise
Bananaland at Sea is BACK! 🤩 All 6 Banana Ball teams & cast are setting sail to Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas in January 2028! Head to bananalandatsea.com/presale to join the presale for early booking!
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Sabrina Brier is probably (white) women’s closest equivalent to Druski, but it can’t go as far because her social analysis hits a little too close to home, and makes them as uncomfortable as much as it makes them laugh.
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
A few hundred years ago this man would have been killed at birth.
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
How do people watch this bullshit?
Luffy using the camera to put his eyes back in place 😭😂
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
the porn industry got their own shaq and chuck dissing the new players 🤣
Luna GOES OFF on the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 😭🔥 "this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
I’ll never understand why girls get these really shitty doodle tattoos on their body. They are meaningless and look awful. If you want to make doodles maybe use a scrapbook not your body.
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Meet the Chuds
AI generated cruise banner mom, VR headset minions shirt son
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Lmaoo former Rams kicker Harrison Mevis was was just straight EATING AND GOONING instead of working on his game. 😂😂😂
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
That Tito’s bottle talkin to him like the green goblin mask.
Sark's face said a lot in the moments right after the game yesterday
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
Sorry to be a bitch but I hate when people do costumes like this and don't get the details right at all. Like you couldn't have gotten the necklace or the belt? It's not even the correct color shirt or shorts. C'mon
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
How it felt tweeting about Angel Reese being inefficient in 2024
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Captain Aaron Spencer retweeted
This is like if Julius Randle and Tobias Harris tried to have a public beef
#Steelers WR DK Metcalf on facing Colts CB Sauce Gardner on Sunday: "Who?" "I don't worry about what a DB does well. They gotta guard me."
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