militant traffic impeder
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2012
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"we made a car that can flip"
yeah thats the sign we don't fucking tax the rich enough lmao what a fucking waste of time
Imagine, there's nothing really stopping Apple from making this the Apple Music icon. Find the original .psd files, export as 1024x1024. Done.
I really love that Apple spent the time to make the "Find My" tone *extremely fucking hard* to triangulate with your ears. Like yeah guys, good idea, make the fucking VOLUME modulate so I can't tell how far I am from it or how buried it might be.
I've probably missed the boat on buying real estate in Chicago I won't have to "wait" for to be worth it.
So where should I go? St. Louis? Milwaukee?
The state of things on the telephone has degraded to the point where the robo-callers don't even fucking bother trying to sell or scam. I get 3 or 4 calls a day from random phone numbers and if I pick up, the line is silent for 5 seconds and they hang up.
saw some fat fuck in a pickup truck honk at an empty car of a delivery driver doing a hand off
he had to wait less than a minute but still needed to make a 120dB sound at 9PM at night to voice his impatience
we really need to start sending these kinds of shitbags to therapy
Just like you occasionally see signs that say "Mayor Rahm Emmanuel" or "Mayor Richard M. Daley" on them, I think we should let the airports play old versions of the "Wecome to Chicago" voiceovers in the terminals, once in a while, as a treat.
Everyone griping about a social media ban for under-16s is missing the real problem.
It should have been a ban for everyone. 0-99. Just centagenarians allowed. This shit is stupid.
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The newest blog post is out!
The topic is human dignity and how we are losing it through the creeping authoritarianism of tech companies and other entities. If you have a special dislike for AR/VR/AI glasses, you are going to like this piece particularly!
Retweets and likes are appreciated!
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You'd think that after the concrete demo project happening across the street has caused your fucking car alarm to go off FOUR TIMES in a day you would just disable it but what the hell do I know
Me: Time to order my cartful of soldering supplies and tools!
Amazon: Cool, before we do, do you need any sour cream or ground beef?
if a search feature defaults to "contains" and doesn't let me change it I automatically put its product managers on my death note
I'm so glad eBay now has a shitty TikTok ripoff good lord we should have never let the fucking business normies know about computers.
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Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.