@beefjurgy

Hammock swinger. Backyard bocce. Lazy drummer. I make commercials for @nearfuturevideo. Former @Square. Forever @theowlmag. #DubNation

 Walnut Creek
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Joined October 2009
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Every time I open a new bag of @AthleticGreens
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pretty much.
Whenever I get a @goodreads notification about all the great books friends are reading I feel like a dumb loser.
They should just call the movie Tom Cruise.
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This is live chat hell with @VerizonSupport. How am I supposed to login if I can't login?
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I seriously don’t want to talk about Bruno anymore. Please.
Got cut off by a guy with a John Lennon bumper sticker that said “imagine all the people living life in peace.” Kinda had a calming effect actually.
Happy BDay Meesh! #crissangellive
If you’re a company shipping stuff, don’t use branded packaging during the holidays. Looking at you @BOMBAS and @OriginalComfy. So much for the surprise. Seems like common sense. No?
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You inspired me @kyleve. This feels so right to me.
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Loving these new @Minecraft skins from @Square!
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Even if Flores strikes out on the next pitch, that’s fine. But the umps made it a “what if?” How does one of the best playoff matchups in history come down to that? #LADvsSF #SFGiants
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Jason Jurgens retweeted
The Owl Mag@TheOwlMag14 Aug 2021
Heartbroken by the loss of Zumbi/Steve (of @ZIONI) He was such a kind soul and talented human. He had an infectious smile and always made time to stop and chat when we passed each other in the studio. 🙏🙏🙏
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I love when I get these personal emails.
Watching the @NCAAsoftball #WCWS has me wondering if there's major league softball. Love the stakes and the competition. Is there a pro women's softball league? If not, there needs to be!
DG23 @livelarq arrived! Gotta frame this @Money23Green signed box now. #DubNation
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Whenever someone says we need a "badass" video I’m a little hesitant.
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shirt idea: short films not stocks.
no one asked for this, but I couldn't help myself: youtu.be/cT_F2eMD_2E cc @ndimichino #BonJovi
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if I successfully subscribe, don't send me an email that says I successfully unsubscribed.
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