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cynical idealist | real chest fake freckles

devon, uk
Joined September 2018
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only gets better
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it was me
como se llamaba esa actriz que tenia las tetas muy grandes y quería coger todo el tiempo y por eso la dejaron? no sé pero soy ella
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tolerate it
what’s a taylor swift song that is so personal to you that you’ll always kind of ride for her because She Made That
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exile also very much feels mine, like she reached into my brain to write it
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misbehaving
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friend of mine had this happen to him and they told him “they’d let him off with a warning this time” and i genuinely don’t get it? surely it would be more of an emergency (or cause an emergency) to continue driving while doubling over, retching, and vomming your guts up?
is pulling up on the hard shoulder of the m25 to throw up not considered an emergency ? i even done it behind the crash barrier too why did i just get a lecture from the police man
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happy grey november i've been down since july day for those who celebrate
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i put a big bowl of sweets out for trick or treaters tonight and i’ve come back to my bloody bowl missing 😂😂
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the photo i love is never the one i know will get the most engagement, and so the battle of which pic to put first in the carousel is never ending
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editing my nipples out of photos feels like painting over the mona lisa
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just one of the reasons my OF is great - my nipples are free to be the art they are
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my controversial opinion is that almost no one looks as good in a g string as they do in a normal thong
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This user is clearly prompting ai generative content and tries to sell it without disclosing it. x.com/mellofriendy/s… x.com/mellofriendy
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I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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el único día donde podemos retuitear esto (20 años de taylor swift)
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how’s the view?
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dudes be like by the way im a hobbyist boudoir photographer and if you ever wanted to organize some sort of shoot where youre on the ground legs open cunt up hands tied behind you apple in your mouth like a roast hog then id be happy to do that for free!
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A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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i’m not a domme, never have been, so i can’t speak on this properly - but it cringes me so much when a sub will tweet like “ew hate when dommes push for big sends” and all the comments are ‘dommes’ like “omg you’re so right :( i’d be happy with a fiver!”
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just seen one where a sub said “they don’t understand the financial burden bc what if i like sending to multiple dommes!” babe you’re gonna say to an honest-to-god financial dominatrix that you can’t send her money bc you’ve sent it to someone else and expect her to be pleased?
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and all the so called dommes in the comments being like “so true king!!” babe he’s not gonna send to you stop fishing and do the job
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