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Joined December 2007
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I had to reopen my account to tell you: after three weeks’ searching I FOUND SIMONE WEIL’S GRAVE. I feel a quiet sense of peace. Plus, I saw this bush that looks like a bum. I’m still shakey but if this doesn’t deserve collective celebration what doesn’t
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Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.
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Angela Lansbury was very important to me and that is all I want to say about that. Now where is my 10 days of mourning, my venerable queue to nowhere.
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Today's picture: Wordsworth's dog, Pepper #RomanticsPics
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Jocoserious Nandos
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NO NO THIS IS THE ONE
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No wAit, this is it.
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The only truly relevant tweet
A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event. Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin."
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.
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For me, the thumbs up are everything. 🦪👍👍
this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it.
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If you are American or a garden variety pirate, I will do anything to gain access to this. ANYTHING. I have tweeted at a CORPORATION for god’s sake. Plz dm me with your kindness. (& yes I know about VPNs. Don’t come at me with acronyms of any kind.) Thank you, I love you. Plz
Kate Berlant and John Early, the mommy and daddy of comedy, are finally making a one-hour special together vult.re/3Lv9Yo2
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Just 2 B clear - it’s “Would It Kill You to Laugh” and it’s (devastatingly) behind the paywall of the US-based Peacock network. And I have not got the intellectual capacity to resurrect my complex web of US aliases and credit card proxies. All I can do is THROW myself at yr mercy
Right now, this is the only thing getting me through
Kate Berlant and John Early, the mommy and daddy of comedy, are finally making a one-hour special together vult.re/3Lv9Yo2
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On Akira Kurosawa’s birthday, this genuinely lovely anecdote about when he saw Solaris with Tarkovsky
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LONDON! Do you want to see @jacquelinenovak perform GET ON YOUR KNEES @sohotheatre on Tuesday 29th? I have 2 x £25 tickets! I am too mentally ill to attend! WHAT A FUN TIME! DM 2 buy my tix! #goyk
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The First Ever Photo Of A Cat In History (1880)
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