@beccamals

🏳️‍🌈 | deaf/hoh | 29 | IG:Beccamals

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Joined August 2011
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RATE MY COACHELLA FIT!!!! Only cost $7083 💸💸💸
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a beautiful woman named Battery Low is trying to contact me through my hearing aids
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they should invent a holiday like thanksgiving but with food that tastes good
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america needs a mean lesbian president
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they should invent a pharmacy with an app that actually works
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80° outside and a 4:59 sunset. this is Not Good I Think
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For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist
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the water damage in my apartment lowkey makes me wanna play among us again
water damage on an apartment wall, the stain loosely resembles a crewmate from the game “among us”

ALT water damage on an apartment wall, the stain loosely resembles a crewmate from the game “among us”

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I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad
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another caffeinated beverage will fix me i’m sure
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covid day 9 brain fog. my brain is running on Windows95 and i’ve been swimming through a lucid dream for the past week and a half. I instantly pass out when I try to spell restirourotont
The Notorious J.O.V.
@whotfisjovana30 Sep 2024
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josh@y0cuando25 Feb 2024
We laugh But that until our ribs will never get tough be enough
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blaming it on my age as if Simone Biles isn’t 3 months older than me 🤣❤️‍🩹 adult gymnastics is not as easy as the Golden Girls of Team USA make it seem 🤧
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Garrett
@Celebirteas22 Aug 2024
As dark as this is…..some of y’all need to see this
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office life is essentially just “which poshmarked madewell blouse shall I wear with the same exact pair of pants today” every day for the rest of your life
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jd vance pees his pance
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stevie@adultmomband31 Jul 2024
oh fffuuuckkkk I’m so busy
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“How can a black woman also be Indian???” “If a woman has high testosterone does that make her male???” -The people trying to ban race and gender studies.
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conservatives aiming for the gold in Mental Gymnastics at the Victim Olympics
New York Post
@nypost29 Jul 2024
Rob Schneider boycotts Paris Olympics over drag ‘Last Supper’ parody: ‘Openly celebrates Satan’ trib.al/XEsXfM6
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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“when’s the STRAIGHT pride parade???” the chick-fil-a drive thru is open 6 days a week. let us have our own thing
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