occasionally funny. I make things ✨☀️ I wish I had a greenhouse 🌿 @risd GD ✌️ | she/her

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Joined May 2012
The Onion, ladies and gentlemen.
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Whether it’s an enamel pot or a tan suit, the underlying racism is the same. Call it out. Don’t let them own the narrative.
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76% of California recall ballots haven't been returned. CA voters: It’s essential that you vote against the recall — and mail in your ballots by Sept 14. Needless to say, if Republicans take power, it would have devastating consequences for California and beyond. (See: Texas)
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Women are fertile for roughly 24 days a year. Men are fertile for 365. Want to prevent unwanted pregnancies? You are creating laws for the wrong group.
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i love visiting any person in their 20s and asking where their recycling is and they just point to some fucked up little corner of their apartment where you have to gently place ur can on top of a growing tower of recyclables like an aluminum game of jenga
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In a few weeks, it’s time for the biannual @figmadesign Maker Week. The whole company switches to working on new ideas for how we can improve the product/s. What would you like us to work on? 🎨
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC recommends finishing some of the books on your shelf before buying new ones
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This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.
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SO STOP HIM GODDAMIT
When Merrick Garland was nominated in 2016 to fill Justice Scalia’s seat, we were 237 days away from an election. Now we’re just 42 days away from an election, yet Leader McConnell wants to jam a nominee through. That’s a dangerous double standard that can’t be allowed to stand.
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You look at the polls and think "he can't win." But Trump's path to victory doesn't depend on persuading Americans. It depends on voter suppression, mass disinformation, foreign interference, and unabashed use of executive branch power to shape events, and perceptions, this fall.
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.@AOC's answer to "what does defund the police look like?" was "a suburb" and that is totally gonna be my answer from now on
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THIS WAS ON A FRIEND’S PAGE: An anguished question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’ THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse: @realDonaldTrump
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Stay home 🏡. Just like 108,600,000 of you did in 2016.
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Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child.
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I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.
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Trump wants progressives pitted against each other. Corporate media want progressives pitted against each other. Billionaires want progressives pitted against each other. Pitting progressives against each other weeks before the Iowa Caucus hurts ALL of us.
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Round 1: We want to see bold thinking. Nothing is off the table. Make us uncomfortable! Round 7:
Presenting PANTONE 19-4052 Classic Blue, the Pantone Color of the Year 2020. A timeless and enduring blue hue, timeless in its simplicity. #pantone2020 #coloroftheyear
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Anyone to a designer: "looks weird" Designer: "can you be more specific?" Designer to designer: "looks weird" Other designer: "yeah, it does"
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Trump makes his base feel important. Like they matter. It’s what we all want to feel. And he has lured them in and some of them weren’t racist before but they are now and they’ve accepted it w/o even realizing it. Trump is a predator in every sense of the word
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Mr. President, As Members of Congress, the only country we swear an oath to is the United States. Which is why we are fighting to protect it from the worst, most corrupt and inept president we have ever seen.
So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......
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