when life gives you lemons you transgender your buck

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Ah, me just love fall! And pumpkins. And pumpkin cookies. Mmmmm cookies... What was me talking about? 🍪🎃
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+1 eddie scribble after watching s10ep1 ‼️ #911onABC
buck + theo scribbles ⭐️ #911onABC
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a wise man once said: rawrawrrawrrawr #911onabc
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eddie loves waking buck up like this :)
bottoms not being a morning person and gets cranky when woken up, but they have to wake up early the next day. so the top wakes them up by eating them out
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Eddie has to be careful not to say “bear in mind” when talking to Buck because Buck will get distracted and just start thinking about bears
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hollanov in couple costumes ❤️💙🤭 (part 3 of 5) #heatedrivalry
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i don’t play about claire dunphy and linda belcher
niche way to determine how misogynistic someone is: their opinions on the mom in a family centred sitcom
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“hunter schafer” “vampire” “havana rose liu” “josh hutcherson” i feel like a dog hearing all of my favorite words
Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)
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Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)
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during bulking season when buck reaches for things on high shelves eddie has to stare directly at the floor or he starts visibly drooling at the like 3 inches of pudgy tummy that pop out of the bottom of buck's shirt
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you embraced me on your own w/ @jothebeetle 11.1k words | mature - 5+1 - an ode to silent communication and anxious stimming - autistic + gay Eddie Diaz - filled to the brim with love, fluff and comfort 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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Haii :)) were here to discuss your cars extended warranty
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okay but the most unrealistic buck theo detail is that he just trustingly hands his phone over to a hyper unruly 4 year old that he’s not even sitting near… buck he’s gonna send 4 emails text 3 of your exes and post all the photos in your camera roll to your facebook account
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cranking my hog thinking about future older fire academy instructor buck with half silver hair and his facial hair grown out a little
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when three becomes four
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theo n eddie @The911onABC
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There's a guy on tiktok doing musical parodies with the Muppets. But he always changes the lyrics to add frog puns. It drives me crazy. If Kermit the Frog was playing Jean Valjean, he wouldn't be adding random puns about how he is a frog. He's an actor and a professional
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eddie fangs ™
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updated for realism #911onabc
the ER hates to see buck coming #911onabc
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