someone should’ve literally beat the optimism i had in year 12 out of me. i thought that year 13 was gonna be easy???? who allowed that???? and then i got broken up with 5 days before i went into year 13 and it was all downhill from there thank you goodnight

year 13 is the longest year of my life cause fym we’re still in october. get me out of here already??? i thought it was meant to fly by???? i wanna go to uni????

2nd time today i have seen james acaster’s face plastered in AI and im PISSED.

OH BTW SHE CAME BACK YESTERDAY??????? LIKE????? OHMYGODDDD I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE AND DONE

WHAT IS THIS???? @AcasterUpdates fyi ??????

i have james’ entire “got my mind set on you” dance memorised

awh i miss his funky lil hypothetical suits :(

guys this was in a fantasy world where anybody but The Devil was hosting it obviously

finished rewatching taskmaster now time to rewatch all of hypothetical

james acaster with grey hair and stubble. this is what i live for

wow she really is a visionary

off to work gonna think about james acaster the whole time

i find waymo’s really unsettling

orrrr i could get a matcha before work and have a little more will to live before i go

james acaster fan and matcha venn diagram i guess @graycaster

do you reckon they’ll get james on big fat quiz of the year again since he’s so popular atm

if i get an uber to work and a matcha after i will literally have £10 to my name (im so doing it)

I THINK I FORGOT YESTERDAY BUT GOOD MORNING (im NOT dead)

when he said “hello kenny” in that turret. holy fuck