The first episode of my new podcast is up! My bestie @suzannamm & I get very vulnerable about divorce and crying in public. I also talk to my platonic partner, Charity, about how our relationship has changed. It’s kinda heavy but also we’re funny. Give us a listen & follow along!

Is Elon gonna get upset if we keep deadnaming twitter?

I still haven’t gotten over how disappointing laser jet printers are

“You’re a fire ant, not a fire can’t” —an insect life coach probably

I love a deep cut

I promise the stomp. The whole stomp. Nothing but the stomp

You call them red flags, I call them relationship opportunities.

Last night I heard @mountain_goats cover a verse and chorus of Rich Mullins’ Calling Out Your Name. Not to be dramatic but I think I can die happy now.

The fact that Taurus season starts on 4/20 is the main reason I believe in astrology.

If you think white people don’t have our own culture, you’ve clearly never seen a bachelorette party in Nashville wearing pink cowboy hats dancing to Toby Keith in a wagon being pulled by a tractor.

Simon Says was the beginning of my issues with authority.

I live my life a quarter life crisis at a time.

Everything Everywhere All at Once is a movie I really love. It however is not how I wanted to experience my emotions today.

Be the reason someone listens to Phoebe Bridgers today.

The downside is that the world is ending. On the other hand, we really peaked with the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch so what’s the point of pressing on anyway.