William Hurt's Beard

That's not a beard. THIS is a beard. http://bit.ly/i8RP2f @JasonCritic: Christian Bale's beard - is that real?

You have no idea. RT @FilmShaft: What's with Christian Bale's beard? Is he hiding from the Police again? #AcademyAwards #Oscars

Everyone's a critic. RT @IncredibleSuit: CHRISTIAN BALE'S BEARD MAKES ME CRY

Christian Bale - Me, you, some dwarves, a bottle, five cigars, three hookers. Let's go. #oscars2011

I hear they cast Tobey Maguire in the new Kiss Of The Spider Woman reboot... GO CONAN!!! #teamconan

Wow. A masturbating bear. Now all we need is Zoe Saldana and a six-legged pony and we got ourselves a party - BOOYAH! #teamconan

Conan - I SEEEEEEE YOU!!!! #teamconan

Conan owns Leno in the same way that I own William Hurt's face. Zing! #teamconan

Don't tell Christoph Waltz, but I think there might be Jews in this puppy... Go, Conan! #teamconan

I, the beard of William Hurt, support Conan O Brien, and all who sail on him. #teamconan

Gurty looks purty. #goldenglobes

James Cameron = King of the World. Me = King of William Hurt's Face. FACT. #GoldenGlobes #williamhurtsbeard

Fact: William Hurt's ass is 100% motion-capture. #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard

Disappointed that Meryl Streep didn't win Best Animated Feature - screw you, Pixar! #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard

Speaking of Avatar, I'd really like to "make the bond" with Zoe Saldana #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard

So Meryl Streep takes Best Actress. I haven't been so surprised since William found that half-eaten cheese stick inside of me. #goldenglobes

It's Complicated? You're telling me. #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard

Meryl Streep? Pass the caviar, bitch. #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard

If you think this is hairy, you should see his crotch. #goldenglobes #williamhurtsbeard