@bearand

crunching

 toronto
Joined October 2008
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bearand@bearand9 May 2022
my dream woman has been updated. previously she was Elizabeth Holmes with the adrenaline mouth thing from the expanse. now she is the necromancer from raisedbywolves with Marge Simpson’s voice
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average suburbanite political coherence level
Mac Angel@MacArcAngelOct 14
Replying to @TheBikingLawyer
What would Rosa Parks say forced to sit at the back of the bus stuck in traffic while a Bike Supremacist cycles by in his fascist spandex. Rosa would say MAKE ROADS GREAT AGAIN.
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needing to learn new scrolling skills in the twitter elon algorithm era. something that's very interesting is if a quote says "this is so funny" "i can't stop laughing at this" "this made me cry laughing" it's never funny. makes you think
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peanut mulder and scully
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oh no the modern slavery app is being 1% as cruel to you as it is to your treat delivery slaves
jojo 🌱@sweetenerjojoJul 27
is this some type of joke @Grubhub
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My poisons would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my poisons
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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british people call barf "throwing up liquid"
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(asking a life guard at the resort pool) If I have to go like every half hour and a lot comes out but it's still hard is it diarrhea
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> mad about banalities > says "please" to chatgpt
Zvi Mowshowitz
@TheZvi16 Aug 2025
It's fine, they wouldn't apply 'these forced banalities to Thinking mode,' they said. Oh, HELL no.
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why don't gas stations make more pumps for cars with left side gas tanks
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i have befriended dozens of nigerian scammers. i have made hundreds of dollars in ethereum this year by accepting bait payments from chinese "work from home" task scams. the nigerians ask for my friends' numbers (to scam them) so i give them the chinese scammers' numbers
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evidently the chinese scammers mass report the nigerian scammers and whatsapp bans them
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the task scammers aren't happy either
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cdabse@Cdabse23 Apr 2025
Replying to @YisraelOfficial
I would like to see Israel take a stronger stance against these so-called 'podcasters." For years they have been slandering Israel and Jews on social media.
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It's time for you to start treating tortellini like the dumplings that they are and serve them with the sour cream that they deserve
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I feel like I'm a genuinely kind person with a lot of love in their heart, but holy FUCK do I hate noobs.
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