They/he. Go Bears. Go RIFC. Go DC Defenders. Go Providence Steamroller. Fuck the Packers. Fuck Hartford. Fuck the Battlehawks. Fuck the Yellow Jackets.

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Obviously.
Fun Fact: Case Keenum has more rushing touchdowns than Saquon Barkley this season.
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Not a game I expected the #bears to win, never mind dominate. Assumed we'd take the loss, win an easy game vs the Jets, and PRAY Caleb was healthy for the Packers. The way we're playing today, we can let Caleb rest as long as he needs.
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
Why did Ben Johnson want Keenum on the Bears? Just in Case 😬 I'll see myself out. #dabears
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Scott Daly isn't great, but he's way better than Beau Gardner. Not sure why the #Bears let him walk.
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NEVER underestimate the power of a revenge game. Giants must be kicking themselves watching Case Keenum ball out for the #Bears after trading for JJ "9" McCarthy
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#Bears' Special Teams Coordinator Richard Hightower was talking shit about the Eagles special teams this week. The Bears' special teams unit has been on FIRE, even despite Cairo's injury.
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Anything happens in the CFL... That's 27 points of FGs alone.
9-for-9. A CFL record. In overtime. Unreal. πŸ”₯
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When will Flores get a Head Coaching gig? He's been a monster DC for a number of years now, arguably the best in the league.
Defensive plays with a blitz this season Vikings 136 Commanders 80 Lions 77 Ravens 73 Packers 69
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
As much πŸ’© as I give Mike so far I like the new markets he's picked. I like his vision. Moves he's made in the other markets mich bham San I feel were rushed & some were mistakes, but nobody is πŸ’―. Fast forward we need stability, boots on the ground with no more lost franchises
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
At this point Jesus is coming back before Kyler Gordon
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
🏈 Can’t wait to welcome a brand-new United Football League team and football fans to Pawtucket this spring! πŸ™ŒπŸΏπŸŸοΈ
A new era of spring football is arriving to the Ocean State. WELCOME TO THE UFL.
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
RIFC Brown Football International Friendly MLR Championship Boston Banshees New England Revolution PLL/WLL Bill Burr Boston Legacy Island Rhodes Festival URI Football UFL Rhode Island Not a bad return for the first 3 years at Centreville Bank Stadium in little ol’ Rhody
A new era of spring football is arriving to the Ocean State. WELCOME TO THE UFL.
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Steam Roller, ROLL ROLL ROLL
RHODE ISLAND, WE ARE COMING A new era of spring football kicks off in 2027.
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TheFakeStaleyDaBear πŸ»β¬‡οΈβš“οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ retweeted
@BattlehawksUFL You're not in the clear though. Tide is Law, and the Beer Snake will keep eating the Birds.
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Sorry @UFLDefenders, you'll always have my heart but my allegiance is and will always be to @UFLRhodeIsland.
THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE UFL IS HERE! The UFL has announced plans for Colorado, Rhode Island, Utah, and Oklahoma teams!
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@BattlehawksUFL You're not in the clear though. Tide is Law, and the Beer Snake will keep eating the Birds.
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