Elementary school secretary/bookkeeper. Writer. Baker. Disney Princess 👑

Tampa
Joined April 2009
"Diagnosis made by hallucinatory voices" Woman hears voices asking her to get a CT scan because they claim she has a brain tumour. Her psychiatrist orders a scan to reassure her but they actually find the tumor. After her surgery the voices thank her for listening and disappear
I can't speak too much on True Crime stuff because I read medical case reports for fun
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It is absolutely wild what an episode of Parks and Rec does for my mental health
Good morning from Loaf 💖
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People really be pushing me this week
become ungovernable
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If seedless grapes and watermelons can be a thing, can someone please make a seedless raspberry next?? I love them but they’re so damn woodsy
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SO ITS CALLED THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF AND THEY NORMALLY MAKE CAKES BUT LAST WEEK THEY MADE PIZZA AND THIS WEEK THEY MADE TACOS AND THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF MARY BERRY WAS STILL ON THE SHOW AND— #GBBO
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Fall = baking season 😍
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Aunt Bean retweeted
addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)
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It’s Friday night and I’m watching 13 Going On 30 for the first time ever
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Thunderbolts cast: Julia Louis Dreyfus, Red Guardian, Ghost, John Walker, Taskmaster, Yelena Belova, and BUCKY!
I’m introducing Loaf to all my favorite fall/Halloween movies. Tonight: Casper 👻
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I just used the office-appropriate equivalent of "that's a you problem" and I gotta say it felt good
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The fact that I was able to read even one full book in August is a miracle 🙌
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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND MAGIC TREE HOUSE BOOKS BUT ALSO LAMBORGHINI POSTERS AND KITTY BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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August 8, 2022: first Halloweentown movie night of the year 🎃
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I love that nearly all the captions for WALL-E are just… [pleasant robot noises] 🥰
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Why does Walmart pickup take five times as long as Target 😵‍💫
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