Connoisseur of Libations, Dabbler of Code #gamerPCMRLOL

Joined September 2014
"Do you like being unhappy??" "Yes. It makes me happy."
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This means absolutely nothing to nobody, but, I'm uninstalling "X". And it's mostly the icons fault. It's stupid, and ugly. #thankselonforruiningsomethinggood
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Introducing people to #JoJoRabbit for the first time is always an experience #RepostedFromThreads
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Never would I have thought that'd I'd be looking for modular pill organizers. #justautoimmunethings
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It's a fascinating feeling singing along to Bulletproof in a car while listening to One More Light simultaneously.
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As a #shortking, I'm very appreciative of low set urinals
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Twitter, it was nice while it's lasted.
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Something that's I've wanted to do for a while, for next few weeks, my everyday driver is gonna be #chromeos. We'll see how this goes 🙂
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Did #Destiny2 throw a #Futurama reference in their arsenal?
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Feels like the era of #cloudgaming is upon us. Just tried @xbox #XBOXCLOUDGAMING on my Chromebook, and it's even more responsive than on a full blown Windows machine. And even @GoogleStadia seems to runs smoother! Definitely packing 2 controllers for traveling from now on!
The real reason I stay on my side of the river
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Handbag dogs have the most hedonistic existence of any creature on the planet. What else can these tiny things do?
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#MarriedLife is doing chores, while each one is listening to a separate podcast from your phone carried in your respective pockets.
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After watching #DowntonAbbey, can we get a small mini series of the exploits of a young Dowager Countess?
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The Bucket is the new Companion Cube
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Bane's revolution sometimes doesn't seem like a bad idea during these times. You know, minus the threat of nuclear annihilation. Well.......
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"Deconstructed" is just a fancy culinary term for lazy. And yes, I am aware of the irony of me, making a deconstructed omelette for brunch today.
The #FlaminHot trend is getting out of hand. This needs to stop. Please, for the love of anything good, it needs to stop.
We've always loved heat, and now we're officially Flamin' Hot. Try a round of @doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho Wings. Here for a limited time.
I keep seeing the slap over and over and over......
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Spouse: "Your pessimism is infuriating sometimes" Me: 🙂