Running on caffeine, sarcasm, and bad decisions.
Crosby, England
Joined June 2009
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ricordando l’unica cover di glee non registrata perché l’hanno improvvisata 🤍
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The Gleeboot is going to be how we find out if Dianna Agron is unemployed by choice or not
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Gary Neville threatening to not commentate on city games anymore HALLA FUCKING LULU take your Scouse mate with ya ya pair of BIG CRY BABYS MCFC LG x
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Big Steve saying what needed to be said.
Look at Saeed he has suddenly forgotten about Carrick and the Glazers 😂😂
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Send this to every Man City fan you know.
#115
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BREAKING: Man City have been found guilty on all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. As a result, Everton have been deducted 10 points.
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“I looked into it, he absolutely loves the club!” ❤️
Wayne is impressed with Shea Lacey!
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"They look like they are concussed.
When you sign for Man Utd and you play for Man Utd, that has to take over your life." - Rooney on Stick to United.
Wayne goes nuclear on these players' lack of passion for the badge.
@markgoldbridge's response:
"They don't care."
True.
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at least once a week I think about the time Amy Poehler convinced her fellow Emmy nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their names were called, and every celeb in the audience went wildddd
their names were supposed to be announced alphabetically, but Edie Falco was too nervous to go first, so Amy took the lead. Tina Fey had a baby 12 days beforehand and said she was "just happy to be out, wearing a pad on every part of my body."
Rob Lowe improvised a line about how "everyone was a winner," and then he crowned Melissa McCarthy with her first Emmy (and a literal tiara), to which she said, "Wow, it's my first and best pageant ever!" award shows in 2011 were so fun lol
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Jason Cundy did NOT hold back on Mike Dean:
🗣️“Liar… he’s a liar… absolute BS, I don’t believe a word that’s come out his mouth. He’s lying to everyone… I dont believe him… absolute rubbish. He’s a liar… I don’t know what’s going on inside his head.”
