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People getting on your ass for mischaracterization is funny cuz im drawing PORN this isn't supposed to be canon because it's supposed to make me HARD and HORNY yea im making doorman a twink because it makes me HORNY
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if ur a woman in deadlock ranked ur shot calling gets completely ignored omfg so annoying
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im like nurse harrow but instead of a medical professional im a substitute teacher
beafaroni retweeted
Drifter getting drunk off of god blood and Doorman and his ego loves that
#DriftDoor

ALT Doorman: My, my Drifter. It looks like you've had your fill. And to think, you thought you could handle blood such as mine? I did warn you that it may be a little more... potent than you are used to. I mean, look at you. You look practically drunk! Has my blood really affected you that much? Hmm. You look like you're enjoying yourself. Shall I have a taste as well? Drifter: go ahead. Then they kiss
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if i had a nickel for every time valve released an extremely attractive prim and proper, tall, skinny ginger, with a waist so small it looks like they got several ribs removed i鈥檇 have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot, but its weird it happened twice
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A little keyhole play #DriftDoor
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