🇫🇷 1985-2019 as 9-5 and freelance 🇺🇸 2019-today as 9-5 and @youtilitics & @getdomistiq 🙋‍♂️ husband & dad of 2
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joke's on them, the app uses flutter
i told my clanker to build it for web target
deployed it
it works
fuck you, apple
wednesday 12pm lunch
- friend: oh i am doing this and that and then copy and paste and blah blah blah it is very tedious
- friend: do you think you can make an app to automate this
- me: lol
wednesday 2pm at home
- me: research required APIs / technical feasibility
- me: prompt
wednesday 2:30pm
- me: ok let's test on android
- me: cool that works
wednesday 3pm
- me: ok let's create an app store app
- me: ok let's set up the CI pipeline to upload
- me: ok the CI pipeline uploaded the *.ipa
- me: ok let's set up TestFlight
- apple: *yawn*
- apple: fuck you
- me: no, fuck YOU
thursday all day:
- apple: *yawn*
- apple: fuck you
friday 3pm:
- apple: *yawn*
- apple: fuck you
- apple: *yawn*
- apple: we expect to deny your testflight beta for bogus reason within 1-2 weeks
- apple: *yawn*
wow rain sucks actually
like everything is wet and you can't really be outside without being wet and your shoes are wet
I do not recommend
it is FASCINATING that even testflight has apple review
i hope webasm will fucking kill the app/play store
not to mention the confusion level. this screen is 12 levels deep from the app store connect page
*and*
in the current state, i don't even know if the build being available in testflight is just a waiting game or if i have to do something
there are so many switches and toggles and features and options and release modes etc
i just want to give my friend this app he requested yesterday
(he said "do you think it's possible to make an app that xyz" and i laughed "my sweet summer child" — it was done in 3 prompts lmao)
i don't think our monkey brains are going to survive universal income
we need to fight. we need to struggle. we won't be able to function if everything is granted and luxury everywhere.
1. locate meme
2. steal meme
3. ???
4. profit
nevergonna.pierware.com/i/Ez…
holy shit let's hope they make it compatible with that crappy intel cpu my car has
Tesla said today that they’re rebuilding the entire in-vehicle navigation system from the ground up with AI. It’s going to have voice integration, and will learn your personalized preferences:
Ashok: “It’s only right that we shouldn’t be depending on external people’s maps. So we are building our own maps, but not like the same way as traditional maps.
We are building an entire new architecture with essentially AI-based mapping and navigation. It’s going to be super awesome. It’s going to be integrated with voice. You can talk to it and ask for different routes. It’s going to learn your personalized preferences, plus also the fleet preferences. The collective intelligence of all the cars are going to flow into making the maps and navigation.
You’ll see the start and end of trips already use this technology pretty soon as part of the V15 release. Over the next several months, it’s just going to take over all of the navigation functions, parking, destination handling. We’ll know you better than you know yourself in some regard for the driving tasks. It’ll handle it fully.”
Can’t wait for V15. It’s going to include so many new features.
