rosa.katkit.in/autumn My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life.

Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral. cynthia.posttwit.info/lillie

I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories. barbara.posttwit.info/rose

brittney.posttwit.info/pansy dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan

melba.posttwit.info/willie Do we still not know who let the dogs out?

ken.posttwit.info/delia Calling them "boobs" is so immature. Please use the proper name, "lovely lady lumps".

janie.posttwit.info/duane I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing.

I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time. latasha.posttwit.info/jack

Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way. calvin.posttwit.info/tonya

I'll say it: fuck you, old people. tracey.posttwit.info/georgia

Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something diane.posttwit.info/ina

audra.posttwit.info/andy The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones.

Facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option. ana.posttwit.info/russell

elena.posttwit.info/gilda Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

vicki.posttwit.info/celeste I often use "unnecessary" quotation marks.

Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails "Best,". charity.posttwit.info/selma

why is it so hard just to get your kids to say "bitch please" and "bitch thank you" mariana.posttwit.info/maura

This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an "elevator". robbie.posttwit.info/carla

"I'm an introvert!" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes. beulah.posttwit.info/terra

ralph.posttwit.info/edwina Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?