JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
"When this is finished, I'm going to grind up and bottle that Oregano back at the cabin..."
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
Did none of the faculty at Hogwarts think to ask why Quirrel showed up in a turban or did they all just conclude that quirked up white boy had that shit on?
Be mean to an old person today
JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
When someone calls themselves "neurodivergent" that means the conversation is going to be about topics they are interested in.
Many people don’t know that waves of parakeets are spreading. From the Mediterranean, to Miami, to NY now?
































