Brandon. tweeting on X. Views and jokes are my own.

Washington, DC
Joined April 2014
JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
it's for you bro it's lit
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One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.
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I trust him. We need to get him back and into politics
John Joyce stayed in Japan so long that he racially transmogrified into a Japanese guy stuck in a White guys body complete with the proper Arcticist microexpressions
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A trillion dollars to Iran now
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JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
"When this is finished, I'm going to grind up and bottle that Oregano back at the cabin..."
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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It might be an improvement. We would’ve been forced to reckon with underlying economic issues that can be taped over with abundant energy
Someone should do an alt history of modern America where there's no shale boom
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JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
Did none of the faculty at Hogwarts think to ask why Quirrel showed up in a turban or did they all just conclude that quirked up white boy had that shit on?
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Hill Billies and rednecks of Appalachia and the south are the same people as the chavs of north England
Why does this music video make the North of England look like a 4th world country
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Spotted a fallen police officer at the memorial in Judiciary square
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JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
"So Spain was just violent for the love of death?"
So Spain was just violent for the love of death? At least Britain did it for just cause: to preserve their offspring. Spain failed at that miserably.
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Be mean to an old person today
BREAKING: Young Americans are falling further behind. Change in median net worth by age since 2022, per the Federal Reserve: 75 and older: +37% 65–74: -4% 55–64: +3% 45–54: -6% 35–44: +5% Under 35: -23% The youngest households saw the biggest drop of any group, while the oldest saw the biggest gain
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The Beach Boys sing about this
President Franklin D. Roosevelt and British Union of Fascist leader Sir Oswald Mosley fishing in the Florida circa 1926 (colorized)
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Dog had to overcome some interspecies prejudices, but he is wise yet cautious
watch this. it’s all going to be okay
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Shatner has been blessed with aging with grace. 95 years old
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JeanClaudeVanBrandon retweeted
When someone calls themselves "neurodivergent" that means the conversation is going to be about topics they are interested in.
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Many people don’t know that waves of parakeets are spreading. From the Mediterranean, to Miami, to NY now?
forced my friend to go see the parakeets in brooklyn with me
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Not just defend, but rebuild and expand. No more ruins
Western civilization is worth defending.
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