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Kingston, St Andrew Parish
Joined June 2009
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RIDICULOUS! My account is locked pending a "Message From Uber" that was never sent to me. Support keeps telling me to respond to a message I don't have. No one will tell me what the issue is @Uber @Uber_Support CC: stevensont@uber.com CC: krawczykt@uber.com
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Hey @Uber my account is locked and I have no idea why. Heard this happpens often to alot of persons. How can I get it unlocked?
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1 Nigel Clarke. Foresight.
The passage of Hurricane Melissa has triggered Jamaica’s $25 billion catastrophe bond. This paves the way for a full payout to the country under the bond’s parametric insurance mechanism. READ MORE HERE: revonews.ai/news/hurricane-m…
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Update @phantom fixed my issue. One of the best private wallets around. Stick with them
Replying to @phantom
@phantom response times to tickets are unacceptable MySUI to base Eth swap is stuck for the last two days and the response from @phantom on my ticket is slow. Only one response in two days to ask for information I already provided. Iwant to stay with phantom but this is bad
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Replying to @phantom
@phantom response times to tickets are unacceptable MySUI to base Eth swap is stuck for the last two days and the response from @phantom on my ticket is slow. Only one response in two days to ask for information I already provided. Iwant to stay with phantom but this is bad
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Update @phantom fixed my issue. One of the best private wallets around. Stick with them
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Roaming does not work for me on Digicel. The service is terrible @DIGICELJamaica does not seem to be able to provide a reliable roaming service but is happy to charge you g For service that does not work. Fix the issue and I will come back and change this tweet. @DIGICELJamaica?
Replying to @cakefaceshawty_
Hello Samantha, we are really sorry to hear that you are having trouble with your roaming plan again. Please send us a DM with your number and current location so we can take a closer look and get this sorted for you as soon as possible. 🌍📶
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So you know how everytime you travel somebody asks you to bring back an item for them? Or how sometimes you just need an item from overseas quickly, like on the next flight? Im launching my startup hurrier.com today. Hurrier connects travellers with shoppers to transport items to & from anywhere in the world, safely and more cost effective than any other shipper, ever. Travellers also get flight discounts or in some cases their entire flight covered. Check it out and sign up here hurrier.com/sign-up Please RT
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Same graphic designer? What are the odds
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Dopamine wants now what serotonin took time to build
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Rushing to send the message and close the convo so we're not in there at the same time and I actually have to have a real, emotional, human conversation with you.... ....needs its own word. Im sure Zulu probably has one. Talk to me South Africans 👂
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Lool too funny
'Team Black' Draft Picks was top tier! #HouseOfTheDragon
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The only country that could match China's opening ceremony is india. I'll wait. But the music at a South Africa opening ceremony would SLAAAP
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China's opening ceremony remains undefeated...
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BERYLlium should just change their name at this point
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Pritchard nuh normal enno...dammn
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Wow. Sorry to the shareholders
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Dont sleep on this artist...baaaaad.
“Studio no run pon water, can’t go a shop with laughter” “Mansa Musa” | Now streaming on all platforms
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