@bda

Data scientist. Tar Heel. If found, please return to @ewstephe. More often at https://xitter.cf/t.co/NRgG9iJ6X3

 Washington, D.C.
Joined August 2008
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I really like watching how the elevator numbers keep changing in the background as they did different takes and just kept the elevator running. Good ad!
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani5 Sep 2025
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰
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Roy Cooper
@RoyCooperNC28 Jul 2025

Ready to Roll

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Mercedes should be paying for airtime for every time I finish one Jon Hamm’s voiceover monologues with “the best or nothing” while watching Your Friends and Neighbors
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Life is just a series of alternating references to the baby as “big boy” and “little guy”
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Like he’s definitely a big boy. But in a very real sense he’s also a little guy.
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Trump crash plane Trump take egg Trump kill Hooters
AF Post
@AFpost21 Feb 2025
Hooters to declare bankruptcy. Follow: @AFpost
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The single biggest ticket item is a DHS contract listed as saving $8 billion. Wow, that's a huge contract! Actually no, it's $8 million. They must have tried to automate scraping the FPDS form and failed. That means we're down to $8.5B in savings. 3/
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Silo is a funny show because exactly half the actors are pretty good and the other half are utter dogshit, the worst you’ve ever seen
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A real one-two here
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We went this whole election season and I didn’t see anyone talk about Trump’s only economic idea, tariffs, in a way anybody could understand. No “the soybeans you sell to China? You’ll sell 30% less of them when China places a retaliatory tariff”.
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They just called it a sales tax in a way that is simple, but so simple most people know it’s not true.
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All beers should be orderable by color
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I don’t really understand why the moderators “have to get” to all the topics? It seems more valuable to hear both of these guys talk through the topic fully.
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Though I guess I’m glad they got around to J6
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Absolutely ecstatic to announce that my debut novel is being published by @penguinrandom! Have never worked harder on or been prouder of anything in all my writing days. I can’t wait for you to read RETRO 💫
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Kamala Harris on Hot Ones when
Rob Flaherty
@Rob_Flaherty27 Aug 2024
🚨@Tim_Walz did Subway Takes 🚨 tiktok.com/t/ZTNwSrKHP/
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Happy dads one-upping each other with kid photos in the group chat day to all who celebrate
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Clinton seems so personally insulted by the existence of Donald Trump. It’s good.
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HBO is trying to get in on the Walz news cycle too
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The bid/ask on Shapiro right now 👀
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